Dear LuLu

[Ravenworks]

Dear LuLu,
I know you have long days listening to other people's problems, doling out advice But I'm stuck.

I talked to a guy named Mr Obvious.
Dude was solid when I came to him about my 4 ex wife's, he said listen up.

For $20 you can buy a blow job or give yourself a hand job and pay yourself.
Now I'm no kind a fool but are you really supposed to pay for a hand job too?

 

[Bender]

This thread will be 20 pages.

 

[Threadcutter308]

This thread will be 20 pages.

before midnight.......

you fuks are going to keep me up all night.

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Snipe260]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Bender]

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Me love you long time.

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Bender]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Texasflyer]

How to get divorced faster.

 

[Bender]

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[Ravenworks]

Oh wait "The Kommissar in Town" I'll ask him.
Dear Kommissar, hate to bother you but PhD LuLu is busy.
Is it better to spin my tool with an electric drill or manipulate it manually?
Oh, and will it still cost twenty bucks?

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Bender]

 

[Ravenworks]

View attachment 7648218
How to get divorced faster.

IDk what kind of marriage you're in but round here that's just a tool of the trade.
It's expected but surely you had to find the "G spot", you was using it on her right?

Dude,lemme tell ya sumptin.
Repeat- Fleshlight,Fleshlight,Fleshlight
You are now ready for a date with Lori Lightfoot

 

[Mister Ridge]

IDk what kind of marriage you're in but round here that's just a tool of the trade.
It's expected but surely you had to find the "G spot", you was using it on her right?

Dude,lemme tell ya sumptin.
Repeat- Fleshlight,Fleshlight,Fleshlight
You are now ready for a date with Lori Lightfoot

Take a close look at the plug.

 

[Ravenworks]

Take a close look at the plug.

Oh, so you have an open marriage?

 

[Jscb1b]

No means no.

 

[762 ULTRAMAGA]

 

[Bender]

I remember my first stripper

 

[Mooseknuckles]

I remember my first stripper

Is this her?

 

[10ring'r]

I love when a thread goes "sideways"! Mac

 

[168BTHPM]

I remember my first stripper

Did she get a duct tape rash?

 

[The King]

View attachment 7648263Is this her?

Quit making fun of Frank with photo filters.

 

[rtB]

So what in the fuck does this thread have to do with shooting?

Never mind.

 

[The King]

So what in the fuck does this thread have to do with shooting?

Never mind.

Hey - if you are doing the hand job thing, make damn sure you are shooting. Or you will have a blowout eventually.

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[FS1]

View attachment 7648263Is this her?

Now 1J will never answer this thread...he is gonna be spending all his twenties looking at that. You know how impressionable he is.

My wife asked why do you have so many guns? I told her every time she says no, I beat off and put $20 in the gun fund.

 

[Texasflyer]

IDk what kind of marriage you're in but round here that's just a tool of the trade.
It's expected but surely you had to find the "G spot", you was using it on her right?

Dude,lemme tell ya sumptin.
Repeat- Fleshlight,Fleshlight,Fleshlight
You are now ready for a date with Lori Lightfoot

Bro.... if your hitting her g spot with the "back massager"...... it must be like throwing a hotdog down a..... town. You do the ole roll her in flour and look for the wetspot trick and then just go elbow deep or what?

 

[Texasflyer]

IDk what kind of marriage you're in but round here that's just a tool of the trade.
It's expected but surely you had to find the "G spot", you was using it on her right?

Dude,lemme tell ya sumptin.
Repeat- Fleshlight,Fleshlight,Fleshlight
You are now ready for a date with Lori Lightfoot

 

[Maggot]

 

[Winningdog]

I remember my first stripper

Why wouldn't you, it was just a week ago.

 

[Jscb1b]

Why wouldn't you, it was just a week ago.

He remembers his first pidgeon.

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[accurate obsession]

 

[johnnycat]

 

[Ravenworks]

Now 1J will never answer this thread...he is gonna be spending all his twenties looking at that. You know how impressionable he is.

My wife asked why do you have so many guns? I told her every time she says no, I beat off and put $20 in the gun fund.

See,this is what I'm talking about.
Keep up the great work and may you have a huge collection some day.

Bro.... if your hitting her g spot with the "back massager"...... it must be like throwing a hotdog down a..... town. You do the ole roll her in flour and look for the wetspot trick and then just go elbow deep or what?

Every once in a while you have to take one for the team.
Ain't no shame in fucking a fat chick.

 

[Steel head]

 

[1J04]

Am I supposed to be touching myself? Cuz I'm vigorously touching myself!

 

[FS1]

Am I supposed to be touching myself? Cuz I'm vigorously touching myself!

In front of the new kid.

 

[1J04]

In front of the new kid.

You're a very bad Boy!

 

[atomic41]

"what's that honey? no, no, no! I'm not fapping away like a retard on my computer, I'm trying to level this desk"

 

[Steel head]

All those stories about band camp,,,,involved Larry!

 

[oneshot86]

View attachment 7648344

Dear mom.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why this is so funny,

Signed
The bad son.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Am I supposed to be touching myself? Cuz I'm vigorously touching myself!

Did you remember to dim the lights and kiss your knuckles to set the mood?

 

[CSGambill]

 

[Ravenworks]

Did you remember to dim the lights and kiss your knuckles to set the mood?

Now that's classic, thanks for being a gentleman