Eclipse April 8. Totality will last 4 min 27 seconds.

[Im2bent]

Total Solar Eclipse 2024 US — Great American Eclipse

The April 8 2024 total solar eclipse spanning Mexico, the United States, and Canada. Total solar eclipse in the US. See the 2024 eclipse path, eclipse times, and see where to view the total solar eclipse in the US. See driveshed paths into the eclipse path, eclipse weather, and eclipse path maps.

www.greatamericaneclipse.com

 

[375fan]

Will FJB turn this into a holiday to protect Government workers and pick up voters?

 

[Herb Stoner]

I don't care...

 

[Mcrider55]

It's going to take place literally right over our house. We're part of the Ouachita Mtn range in SW Arkansas, and they think that some are going to want to be 4k ft higher to the action being in the mtns.

Getting here requires 60 miles of twisty, 2 lane roads thru the mtns no matter which direction you go. We've been warned to stock up on everything and plan to go nowhere for 3 days surrounding the eclipse.

Gonna be a clusterf*ck for first responders. Roads chocked full of cars and campers.

Prices for hotel rooms are insanely crazy and all have a 2 night minimum. People will spend thousands to see a 4 minute event.

These same people would think I'm crazy for spending 5 bucks on a fishing lure.

 

[mvphilly]

Maybe the sun will not return and we will put a bow on this experiment called humanity and call it a day.

 

[91Eunozs]

We won’t be at the exact center of the path of totality, but very close.

Close enough to take the week off work and maybe have a party/bbq...maybe do some human sacrifices, LoL

 

[Bullfrog08]

Havent we had enough of these stupid threads already. GAY!!!!!!

 

[akmike47]

Havent we had enough of these stupid threads already. GAY!!!!!!

Yes, but the universe is still amazing.

You’re gay.

 

[charnicus]

Yes, but the universe is still amazing.

You’re gay.

This

 

[n2ishun]

These same people would think I'm crazy for spending 5 bucks on a fishing lure.

You are.
Everyone knows a decent lure these days costs like $10 or so.
Sure you can get cheap ones at Wally World for $5 but the hooks pull out if you catch anything decent.
Don't even get me started on the big salt water shit that goes for $30-50 for a single lure.
Did I mention my Penn International reel was over $700 ?

Shits outta hand.

 

[AngryKoala]

Nice, I can have sex two times and still get to see the eclipse.