Wrong personWell, it may not be the razor you're looking for. But, as an alternate contingency, your wife(assuming you have one) will LOVE it. Mine certainly does!
And I don’t have a wife
Nice try.
Electric Razors, what do you use?
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And I don’t have a wife
Nice try.
How about we grab this comment for the record.
I for one am absolutely shocked, as I'm sure everyone else here is, that someone with your particular personality & charisma can't find even ONE woman that tolerates you in a world of literal billions (that's with a "B") of 'em. This must be the comment/surprise of the year here in the Pit @ SH.
I'm reminded of a quote from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in 1920 from his short story titled "Buy a clue you fucking idiot"... "Watson exhaustedly turned to Holmes and said 'this is a indicator Sherlock, how do you not see this?"
You either need Jesus or to pull your head out of your ass (or likely both) but buy a vowel and take a clue- you're on borrowed time and you can choose to dwell in despair or you can rise above it and chose the path of positivity. Hey- maybe you'll even find a lady that finds you tolerable.
The only question I have is whether you started sucking dick (and there's no shortage of who's dick you're sucking here in the Pit) before you were rejected by literally billions of women or if they started rejecting you because you decided to play butt buddies.
The more I think of it- I'm not even religious but I think you just might be needing Jesus. At least the christians will make an effort to tolerate your bitter ass.
-LD
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My boys.....Please!! Someone bring this @LuckyDuck damn fine American patriot his favorite beverage!
I couldn't have said it better m'self.
If my stupid ass, who can't even put a helmet on when absolutely necessary, can find a hot woman to call my own and share life with, I'm certain @TheBigCountry could if you tried. Don't waste time using your hands when you could have the touch of a woman, dude. You're only screwing yourself. Also.....Have faith in Jesus!! He is the ONLY way you can make it into eternal life after your last breath. They call Him Yahweh (inhale/exhale), the Breath and Light of Life for a reason. An unfathomable number of people wouldn't have willingly died for Him if His life was a lie.
Easy solution.
#1 - Grow a full beard.
#2 - Use your beard trimmer to clean up around the edges every 3-7 days, dependent upon your beard growth rate and your social schedule.
#3 - Celebrate the freedom from ritual scraping of your face
#1 - Grow a full beard.
#2 - Use your beard trimmer to clean up around the edges every 3-7 days, dependent upon your beard growth rate and your social schedule.
#3 - Celebrate the freedom from ritual scraping of your face
Beard story!
A handful of years ago on field day I spent some time in a makeshift ham shack with this old ham. If he ever bathed then he didn’t use soap. he had a fairly long beard and mustache, and he was eating this Chinese takeout stuff and getting it in his beard, then slurping warm beer from a solo cup and getting that in his beard also, it was a mess! and then he would shove the radio mic into all that mess and mumble “CQ, CQ, field day. kilowatt kilowatt 3…..”
After a while he would offer the mic to someone else to try and make some contacts. They would put it to their mouth and repeat the phrase.
It was pretty disgusting. Haha!
All I could think was “I ain’t puttin my lips on that.”
A handful of years ago on field day I spent some time in a makeshift ham shack with this old ham. If he ever bathed then he didn’t use soap. he had a fairly long beard and mustache, and he was eating this Chinese takeout stuff and getting it in his beard, then slurping warm beer from a solo cup and getting that in his beard also, it was a mess! and then he would shove the radio mic into all that mess and mumble “CQ, CQ, field day. kilowatt kilowatt 3…..”
After a while he would offer the mic to someone else to try and make some contacts. They would put it to their mouth and repeat the phrase.
It was pretty disgusting. Haha!
All I could think was “I ain’t puttin my lips on that.”
Reckon I'd give an update after living with these new razors in case it'd be of any value here...
First off- there's the $60 "cheapo" Braun (Series 3 Proskin 3040S)...
This razor is an absolute champ and punches far above its price point. It chews through my facial hair at a 'rabid' pace and requires the least amount of secondary passes between the two new Brauns. My experience thus far is overwhelmingly positive and (unlike the Remington model) I haven't been left with any razor burn to mention but with that said if someone has a thicker beard than I do, I could see how it'd have the potential to do so for others.
Moving onto the more expensive Braun I got... (Series 9 PRO+ 9599cc )
My short term review of such is that it's at least every bit as good as my old Series 7. But I'm not exactly convinced that it performs any better than the Series 7 did either. Put another way- it rocks and does a great job but I don't know if I've noticed any performance increase from what I was used to with my previous Braun (which I've been happy with for over a decade).
The one surprise of this kit though has been what they call the "Procomfort head"... looks like this...
I'm not gonna lie- I was a bit skeptical of this particular attachment but it came with the razor so I figured I'd give it a try. Much to my surprise it seems to work at least as well as the electric shave tonic such as below...
I will say that using the one attachment takes a bit longer to "prep" the face but it does seem to work surprisingly better than expected and (while a bit slower) doesn't leave the alcohol/scent on my face afterwards. Whether or not that's of any value to you personally- that's up to you to decide but figured I'd mention it.
Closing this post out- the 9599cc model advertises as being able to tackle 7 day stubble. The longest I've gone to test this is 4 days and the razor performed well. That said- I don't have a heavy beard & I think it benefits from using either some pre shave treatment. Your results may vary.
That said- if you have a heavy beard and attempt to use the razor on 7 day's growth without any pre-treatment... honestly I'd be a bit skeptical on those advertised claims but would love to be proven either right or wrong there.
The one performance measure that this absolutely has over my series 7 is the docking station. When the cleaning mode is activated it's significantly quieter than the series 7 was and the one point my wife noted to me about the differences.
Hope this is of some help to someone.
-LD
First off- there's the $60 "cheapo" Braun (Series 3 Proskin 3040S)...
This razor is an absolute champ and punches far above its price point. It chews through my facial hair at a 'rabid' pace and requires the least amount of secondary passes between the two new Brauns. My experience thus far is overwhelmingly positive and (unlike the Remington model) I haven't been left with any razor burn to mention but with that said if someone has a thicker beard than I do, I could see how it'd have the potential to do so for others.
Moving onto the more expensive Braun I got... (Series 9 PRO+ 9599cc )
My short term review of such is that it's at least every bit as good as my old Series 7. But I'm not exactly convinced that it performs any better than the Series 7 did either. Put another way- it rocks and does a great job but I don't know if I've noticed any performance increase from what I was used to with my previous Braun (which I've been happy with for over a decade).
The one surprise of this kit though has been what they call the "Procomfort head"... looks like this...
I'm not gonna lie- I was a bit skeptical of this particular attachment but it came with the razor so I figured I'd give it a try. Much to my surprise it seems to work at least as well as the electric shave tonic such as below...
I will say that using the one attachment takes a bit longer to "prep" the face but it does seem to work surprisingly better than expected and (while a bit slower) doesn't leave the alcohol/scent on my face afterwards. Whether or not that's of any value to you personally- that's up to you to decide but figured I'd mention it.
Closing this post out- the 9599cc model advertises as being able to tackle 7 day stubble. The longest I've gone to test this is 4 days and the razor performed well. That said- I don't have a heavy beard & I think it benefits from using either some pre shave treatment. Your results may vary.
That said- if you have a heavy beard and attempt to use the razor on 7 day's growth without any pre-treatment... honestly I'd be a bit skeptical on those advertised claims but would love to be proven either right or wrong there.
The one performance measure that this absolutely has over my series 7 is the docking station. When the cleaning mode is activated it's significantly quieter than the series 7 was and the one point my wife noted to me about the differences.
Hope this is of some help to someone.
-LD
Philips/Norelco 7000 series with cleaning pod. Thank me later. Not recommended for use on your balls.
www.usa.philips.com
Buy the Norelco Norelco Shaver series 7000 Wet & Dry electric shaver S7889/91 Wet & Dry electric shaver
Closer* shave, advanced skin protection
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I’ve tried a few electric razors over the years, but I actually keep going back to my Schick hybrid. It’s not fully electric, but the battery-powered vibration helps get a smoother shave with less irritation. Works great for sensitive skin and doesn’t feel like it’s chewing up my face like some of the bulkier electric models I’ve used.
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