Fun at FSA central

[Gunfighter14e2]

If your looking for a laugh take a Ruble note/s with you to china mart. When the check out person that wears the tackle-box says that will be $89.27 hand them the Ruble. When they say I've never seen one of these before, just say 1000 Rubles is the smallest bill I have with me. Then she said I' don't have that much change, I'll have to call a CSM. The CSM was about as clueless as well,.... yet we allow these people to vote?

 

[Strykervet]

Wow, if they fall for that one I bet a one dollar bill with the corners pasted over with corners from 20 dollar bills would go totally unnoticed. DO NOT try this with an immigrant, legal or illegal, they KNOW US money better than treasury agents.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

LMAO! You'd figure that in the smartphone age one of them can just take out their device and Google that? They probably got their decision-making cycle so fucked up by the wrench you just tossed in that they forgot all basic reactions...

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

My first thought when she had no clue except seeing the 1000 on the note was, if this person had that much cash in the drawer they would have gave it to me! The amount of stupid in this country is out of control,...

 

[308pirate]

The amount of stupid in this country is out of control,...

Imma borrow that for a sig line with attribution, with your permission.

 

[Loonhunter]

We were at Sea World Ohio (yes, I said Ohio, it’s closed now). We always got annual passes. One of the benefits was 10% off meals. One time as I was paying for our five meals, I showed my pass to get the discount. As the bubble gum chewer started to press whatever buttons, I jokingly said “actually I have 5 passes so that should be 50% off”. She looked at the 5 passes I was holding and gave me 50% off. Funny.

Later that night I ran her over in the parking lot.