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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I’m giving this a thumbs up, HOWEVER...

What is it about gen x/y/z, that when you come up with a way to beat the system, you have to post it on social media? Especially on a college campus...it’s eventually going to get back to campus cops, especially when others start following your lead. Enjoy the free parking now because sooner or later, your going to spend 2-3 years worth of parking fees on removing a boot or bailing your Jeep out of impound. (BTW, you just provided evidence to the cops with a very nice picture....🤦‍♂️).

I’m starting to think/sound like a grumpy old guy.
 
I’m giving this a thumbs up, HOWEVER...

What is it about gen x/y/z, that when you come up with a way to beat the system, you have to post it on social media? Especially on a college campus...it’s eventually going to get back to campus cops, especially when others start following your lead. Enjoy the free parking now because sooner or later, your going to spend 2-3 years worth of parking fees on removing a boot or bailing your Jeep out of impound. (BTW, you just provided evidence to the cops with a very nice picture....🤦‍♂️).

I’m starting to think/sound like a grumpy old guy.
Haha yep. I wonder how long ago that was, that is the university in our town.....I may go hunting for a Jeep "plugged" into the chargers.
 
"TEXAS SHERIFF'S EXAM"

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman!

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's final interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.

We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Democrat Mayors,
& a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

NOW YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE LOVE TEXAS!!!