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remmynikon.308

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Here’s a satellite or more appropriately a string of them. If I am not mistaken, this is starlink, or whatever that program is to bring internet to the rural areas. This flew over the house about a month ago
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Image taken in Nov 2005. FILM Image LOL, Hypered Technical Pan Film . Notice that they don't flash ? Also given the image scale of this photograph those are a trio of Navigational Satellites. Certainly not an airplane
 

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Image taken in Nov 2005. FILM Image LOL, Hypered Technical Pan Film . Notice that they don't flash ? Also given the image scale of this photograph those are a trio of Navigational Satellites. Certainly not an airplane
Next time you're talking a picture of Orion try some satellite tracking links

 
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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
 

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You meet the crabbiest people when you head out on a training ride on your bike.
At least this little fellow posed long enough to get his picture taken


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Seems like someone lost a bet......:ROFLMAO:

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I have a pix of my youngest son at 15 or 16 in a bikini at a convenience store. Seems he lost the race to finish a gallon of milk. He said when he walked in the door the clerk asked, "Lose a bet?" He and his friends did all kinds of stupid crap like that, but I never had to bail him out and always knew where he was.
 

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I have a pix of my youngest son at 15 or 16 in a bikini at a convenience store. Seems he lost the race to finish a gallon of milk. He said when he walked in the door the clerk asked, "Lose a bet?" He and his friends did all kinds of stupid crap like that, but I never had to bail him out and always knew where he was.
Had to do a gallon of prune juice in college...some of the crew handled it better than others lol
 
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