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This is so true... "Oh my God, Harold. Jam on the brakes so I can take a picture of those leaves. We don't have leaves in New Jersey... I need to take a selfie!"

Last week got stuck behind some NY DouchCanoe who was driving 30 in a 50 zone... on a road you cannot pass on... with a GOPro stuck on his mirror. Filming the drive. And constantly adjusting the camera out the window. For 10 fucking miles... with half a mile of traffic piled behind him. Did I mention Douche?

Come to Vermont for its beauty. Fuck it up with your presence. That's how Leaf Peepers work.

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Sirhr
Coming back from a shoot in PA a couple weeks ago. Road is a 55-60 speed. Super nice Chevelle pulls out in front of me. Fucker drove 40-45 for better part of 15 miles with ZERO chance for me to pass. Finally gets off an exit ramp and as I blow by........some old fucker with his nose glued to the steering wheel.
 
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Coming back from a shoot in PA a couple weeks ago. Road is a 55-60 speed. Super nice Chevelle pulls out in front of me. Fucker drove 40-45 for better part of 15 miles with ZERO chance for me to pass. Finally gets off an exit ramp and as I blow by........some old fucker with his nose glued to the steering wheel.
Yea he decided to leave the Subaru home and run the Chevy hard to blow out the carbon.
 
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Coming back from a shoot in PA a couple weeks ago. Road is a 55-60 speed. Super nice Chevelle pulls out in front of me. Fucker drove 40-45 for better part of 15 miles with ZERO chance for me to pass. Finally gets off an exit ramp and as I blow by........some old fucker with his nose glued to the steering wheel.
My AO has a LOT of elderly hillbilly folks. What they’ll do is wait til you get close and pull out in front of you. I have had to get on the brakes hard countless times.

Then they’ll go 10-15 under, glaring at you in the rear view. On the chance you get to pass, which is rare because mountains be like that, they will speed up 😆 and try to keep it from happening. If you pass em they’ll match you for a mile or so to show you that you’re an ass 🤡 then after a mile slow back down to mess with anyone coming along behind 😈

This time of year you add in the leaf peepers and its simply lovely.
 
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A good friend of mine just got back from crabbing in Newport.
She was saying that these were the largest crabs ever caught in 30 years of crabbing.
For two years, probably the crabbers were hiding under their beds wearing masks and so lots of crabs got an extra year to grow and make little crabs.

Just a theory!

Sirhr
 
Don't know much about hornets but I've heard you want to let a nest get frozen solid hard before you bring it inside and get it warmed up.

Hornets can track a rock back to the thrower from 30 ft away. If you mow into a nest that's hidden under the ground branches of a spruce tree you should leave the motor running to distract a few from chasing you. Those two I'm sure of.

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MrSmith

Story time:

I went to move a brush hog (kinda like a mower) and the hornets came out from under where the brush hog was parked, I bailed and ran, the tractor sitting there at idle and the PTO just turning away. I think I got stung once. The tractor ran all day sitting there nothing you could do till it ran out of gas.

How to get rid of these little a-holes, watch some youtube and learned about home made napalm, this sounds fun, mix up about a gal of the stuff, wait till night and pour it down their hole, then light.

How can these things fly while they are on fire. I then spent the better part of an hour stomping out little flying things on fire landing in the back yard.

I still can't get my head around how they flew, the wings look so fine. But they did fly, and I was really worried about setting the entire pasture on fire.

Next I get in my Bronco II, (should date the story a bit) and I park it over the hole. The things start bouncing off the windows, HARD. It was summer so I have the AC on in the truck and a couple of magazines. Then I start to hear them getting chopped up in the blower motor....ahh this might not be a good idea, drove away.

Finally some of that spray foam into the hole and then found a second hole and foamed that.

That is how my little war went.
 
vince gill wrote part of this song about George Jones on his john deere....

First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't going nowhere boy
Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there's a party going on down here
Well she might have took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere