Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[cooper barrett]

My grandson has this stuffed dog named Blue, he loves blue and takes him everywhere. To pre-school, to go grocery shopping with mom, to spend the night with me….they are inseparable, a team. He even carries real dog kibble in a tiny Tupperware container in case Blue gets hungry.

Yesterday, Liam was letting blue get the full dog experience of having his head out the window when riding in the car When tragedy struck. Blue fell out of the window and was ran over by the car following.

He is ok but lost one eye, even so he seems in good spirits. Liam is so upset and is taking such good care of his every need. We hope to get Blue an eye transplant surgery to make him whole again….pray for Blue.


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Give him an eye patch making Blue a pirate.

 

[cooper barrett]

Whazup with her hand?

her hands. that's 2 hands.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Jaron3]

Not a single car alarm, debris just disappearing in the sky.....try again.

It’s real. Happened in my ao. A guy I know lives on the next street over.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Lange Carabine]

In a stroke of unintended irony, letting your flesh and blood dog get “the full dog experience” is a decent way for him/her to lose an eye as well. Flying debris is a bitch at motor vehicle speeds.

Possible, but not probable.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[MJF]

 

[cooper barrett]

When driving in town Wilbur goes raw dog but he wears his goggles at speed. He is not a big fan of facial distortion so he gets tired of speed quickly. When he rides in the Benz he has to sit on the floor so his nose is all that gets to get the "full dog experience

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[whatsupdoc]

Woman sues ex after his 'abnormally long' penis 'stretched her vagina'

Silindile Mangena, 29, claims she will have to fork out £8,000 for reconstructive surgery after getting intimate with Mugove Kurima

www.irishmirror.ie

Silindile, of Harare, Zimbabwe, told the Zimbabwe Mail that her private parts were "tight" before she met her ex in 2016

 

[Gemsbok]

Id go find a pawn shop and buy a stack of VHS tapes and stack them on top of the cassette.

I cropped about 8 VHS tapes off the right side of the photo. They we too much "personally identifying information." The VHS player is still working. The betamax player crapped out a couple decades ago. IDK where the a cassette player is...

I just found the stack of cassettes that she tossed in the trash already. I can't tell why some went to the trash and some were left for me to decide about. Her cassettes are still on the shelf.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

nefarious activity of questionable legality

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Ichi]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lange Carabine]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[c1steve]

Well it does have a vacuum hose attached to it, probably leads to the outside of the ship. Looks like you lift it off of the brackets when needed.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[JerkyFreak]

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Most pointless thing for cellphones ever; a protective cover for a Nokia 3310

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[kindabitey]

At one point in my life I thought that was a really good idea. Boy was I wrong

 

[JerkyFreak]

 

[The D]

#forevercar

 

[The D]

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“Leave me ALONE!”

 

[theLBC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

A relative of Kamala. She's definitely studied his sayings

 

[Lawless]

 

[Oldloser]

The Germans did file a "war crimes" claim over the americans use of the shot gun. Pretty odd, poison gas ok, but a shotgun not so much.

Goes to show the winners write the rules.

One of my great uncles made entry into a room full of German officers eating breakfast and unloaded his Tommy gun on them. While they bled out he and his squad had a nice breakfast. Then went and killed more Germans. He said it was the first of many great mornings killing Germans.

 

[Pharmseller]

Did they all get champagne, like in Rat Patrol?




P

 

[cooper barrett]

#forevercar

Mine did 165 and was still pulling

1992 Mercedes 500E

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I cropped about 8 VHS tapes off the right side of the photo. They we too much "personally identifying information." The VHS player is still working. The betamax player crapped out a couple decades ago. IDK where the a cassette player is...

I just found the stack of cassettes that she tossed in the trash already. I can't tell why some went to the trash and some were left for me to decide about. Her cassettes are still on the shelf.

By “Personally identifying information” you mean that you had “The Best of Ron Jeremy volumes 1-7” and “Behind the Green Door” on the shelf.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

One of the shuttle windows got cracked when it hit a paint chip the size of a pinhead while on orbit.

Sirhr