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He pulled a fuel tank most likely local deliveries, no 8 hours of highway running. I've done about 2.5 million pulling multi axle grossing 150,000+ in the last 20 years and 99% of that entirely in Michigan. Lots of 2 lane and average length of each load around 3-4 hours. I put in 65 to 70 hours a week with a substantial part of that being loading and unload time. I've been pulling B-train flatbeds almost exclusively for the last 14 years.
If ranching paid his bills he probably would have done only that. Once the truck is in the mix money wise, a guy might as well pull a few loads for $$ when ranching is slow. Probably parks the truck for calving and haying etc. If he is the relief truck for the steady haulers’ vacations etc it works.
 
My Dad got a big award for driving 2 million accident free miles… then 2 weeks later was involved in a fatal after a fool tried passing on a curve on a 2-lane back road in Montana.
There is no accounting for dumbassery from other drivers. Usually a couple of these locally every year, often involving a passing lane ending. Last one, the car took on a fully loaded 7 axle dump truck. Rough deal for the trucker.
 
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50 pounds of rice or grits will fit in exactly 13.5 2L soda bottles with a 100cc oxygen absorber and will last indefinitely if kept in reasonable conditions.

I opened some from 2017 recently and it was perfect.

Mormons figured that PETE plastic bottle magic @LeftyJason 😘
That's nothing.

I've got 9 5 gallon buckets of turkey red wheat passed down from my mom who has had it for 30+ years. They bought tons a long time ago and my mom has been making 4 loaves of bread a week or every other week with this Bosch that she has had 35+ years. Had to grease it and replace the plug but that's it.
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Fine. I must do everything around here. Averaging 65 mph for an 8 hour shift, 5 days per week, with 2 weeks of vacation and 10 holidays (48 x 5 day weeks) this could have been done in just over 8 years. Doing it in 14 seems kinda slackery. 🤣
Not everything needs to be visualized as a math problem.
How Asian are you?