Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[91Eunozs]

Elementary school age, Cub Scout member. On days we had "den" meetings after school at one of the members homes, we wore our uniforms to school. Part of the uniform was our folding knives which hung from a hook on our belt. We could have the knives on us at school as long as we followed 3 rules:
1. They were to never to be used as a weapon
2. They were never to be used to mark or scratch on our desks
3. They were never to be used to cut off some girls ponytail. Yes, that is a very true rule
Violation of any of these rules led to confiscation, punishment, and you and all other scouts would never be allowed to have knives at school again. Greatest fear of scouts? Causing your fellow scouts not to be allowed to carry their knives because of something you did wrong. Different times for sure.

Back when it was understood that with freedom, comes responsibility. And people took that responsibility seriously.

How to we get back to that…and away from the entitlement that permeates our culture now? I honestly don’t know what the right answer will be, but hope it doesn’t take a collapse and rebuilding of civilization. We worked so hard to get where we are…well, where were anyway, and I don’t want my kids or grandkids to have to rebuild from scratch.

We just found out our son and his wife are having our first grandchild in September (!) and it’s definitely changed our perspective. I’m hopeful, but there’s certainly a lot more anxiousness going into my thought processes these days.

 

[SBRSarge]

45-70, a hammerless 38, and some basic cleavage? Damn, someone is getting lucky.

Wait… What????

There were guns in that picture????? All I noticed was the red hair…….

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Jscb1b]

45-70, a hammerless 38, and some basic cleavage? Damn, someone is getting lucky.

That is what she got after the divorce.

 

[judgedelta]

She's cute enough, but why would she be siting there with those rifles with the magazines locked in pointed at her???

 

[Jscb1b]

Cute does not mean she has common sense.

 

[GBMaryland]

She's cute enough, but why would she be siting there with those rifles with the magazines locked in pointed at her???

I was thinking the same thing

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Just a ginger, getting ready to eat your soul with bbq sauce…

Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

She's cute enough, but why would she be siting there with those rifles with the magazines locked in pointed at her???

Good grief. Unless she was filming a scene for Final Destination she's safer there than driving, showering, walking down/up stairs and going to a doctor.
Have you seen any actually fire themselves?

 

[ironpony52]

Good grief. Unless she was filming a scene for Final Destination she's safer there than driving, showering, walking down/up stairs and going to a doctor.
Have you seen any actually fire themselves?

Have you not heard of the SIG P320

 

[Lawless]

definitely changed our perspective.

It absolutely does in a way your children didn’t.

 

[klf]

I have the strangest boner right now.

 

[Bullfrog08]

I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!

 

[The D]

I have the strangest boner right now.

Nah, that’s not strange at all

 

[Longshot231]

I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!

So are you a member of the club of men that gets "the look" from the SWMBO at parties whenever they start to say something?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Have you not heard of the SIG P320

Was that the one where the FBI agent did a backflip on the dance floor and it dropped out of his pants. Then it shot someone when he picked it up?

 

[mtrmn]

Back when it was understood that with freedom, comes responsibility. And people took that responsibility seriously.

How to we get back to that…and away from the entitlement that permeates our culture now? I honestly don’t know what the right answer will be, but hope it doesn’t take a collapse and rebuilding of civilization. We worked so hard to get where we are…well, where were anyway, and I don’t want my kids or grandkids to have to rebuild from scratch.

We just found out our son and his wife are having our first grandchild in September (!) and it’s definitely changed our perspective. I’m hopeful, but there’s certainly a lot more anxiousness going into my thought processes these days.

I have to constantly remind myself that God is in control and he has ordained that every child would be born during a certain period of time, in a certain place and circumstances. We do the best we can and leave the results to God.

 

[GBMaryland]

Just a ginger, getting ready to eat your soul with bbq sauce…

Sirhr

My wife is a ginger… even her satanic soul would never point a gun in the wrong direction!

 

[GBMaryland]

Was that the one where the FBI agent did a backflip on the dance floor and it dropped out of his pants. Then it shot someone when he picked it up?

I’m trying to remember whether he shot someone else or himself….

 

[Jscb1b]

Good grief. Unless she was filming a scene for Final Destination she's safer there than driving, showering, walking down/up stairs and going to a doctor.
Have you seen any actually fire themselves?

Just sigs.

 

[375fan]

I’m trying to remember whether he shot someone else or himself….

Thinking it was someone else, didn't kill individual.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I’m trying to remember whether he shot someone else or himself….

FBI agent avoids jail time after gun fires while dancing

The shot struck a man in the leg, seriously wounding him

www.cbsnews.com

He shot a man in the leg.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Just sigs.

I haven't seen one go boom without someone acting upon it.

This is the MPT and there's plenty of threads on the subject so
Back to regular schedule program.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[GBMaryland]

Interesting… Ammo is a bit of an issue…

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[HPIguy]

Looks like Deal's Gap. a.k.a. Tail of the Dragon. Except instead of a bicycle, it's a Hardley Ableson leading the way.

 

[The D]

I’m trying to remember whether he shot someone else or himself….

That happened at some party downtown here in Denver so it was on the news. He shot someone in the leg, that guy got some taxpayer funded payout, & the fagbi agent got a a finger wagging telling him to be better but no real trouble

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Fellows, we’re gonna be in trouble shortly..

According to this map, our continent is going to collide with China and Russia pretty soon. Maybe we won’t see it but in just a few (well maybe more than a few) million years, we are going to share a border with both china and Russian.

And guess what states are going to be on that border??? California, Oregon and Washington State. Now there are plenty of really good people in those states but along the coast where the continents are going to merge, is all the lefties. It’s gonna be a problem. We need to build a wall quick, along the tip of the Serria Nevada’s to keep all those ruskies and commies out of our country.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Longshot231]

Interesting… Ammo is a bit of an issue…

EDIT: Ammunition cable of penetrating Level IV body armor.

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

 

[Rudiger]

 

[mikeinfwa]

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[mikeinfwa]

 

[Lawless]

Take a few minutes and understand these implications

 

[slowworm]

 

[The D]

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There are plenty of asshole mechanics that would pay for this and proudly display it on my toolbox…

 

[Bullfrog08]

So are you a member of the club of men that gets "the look" from the SWMBO at parties whenever they start to say something?

I'm the type that has to Google SWMBO, just to understand what the fuck you're talking about!

 

[babyguppy]

I'm the type that has to Google SWMBO, just to understand what the fuck you're talking about!

Acronym for She Who Must Be Obeyed (SWMBO). Term of endearment for one's wife/girlfriend (or resignation to the nature of your relationship). The term originates from the H. Rider Haggard novel, "She" (first published 1886). The character Ayesha, known as She-who-must-be-obeyed, the Queen of Death, the White Goddess,of the lost city of Kôr who rules her kingdom with terror, She is the very image of the Femme Fatale. To disobey her or to scorn her is to earn & receive instantaneous death.

next time post your results, so others don't have to google it as well,, 3 seconds out of my life right there

 

[Sandhog308]

Acronym for She Who Must Be Obeyed (SWMBO). Term of endearment for one's wife/girlfriend (or resignation to the nature of your relationship). The term originates from the H. Rider Haggard novel, "She" (first published 1886). The character Ayesha, known as She-who-must-be-obeyed, the Queen of Death, the White Goddess,of the lost city of Kôr who rules her kingdom with terror, She is the very image of the Femme Fatale. To disobey her or to scorn her is to earn & receive instantaneous death.

next time post your results, so others don't have to google it as well,, 3 seconds out of my life right there

She must be one revengeable bitch …so to speak

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[GBMaryland]

EDIT: Ammunition cable of penetrating Level IV body armor.

My 5.7 can do that now… you just need the LEO/MIL ammo… which I have.

 

[roostercogburn98]

My 5.7 can do that now… you just need the LEO/MIL ammo… which I have

40g poly tips will make it through soft armor

Pics rule

 

[JR_77]

 

[JR_77]

Kanye showing up for an interview in a black KKK outfit. Said he also had a white one made but afraid the amish would put him in the hospital so he only where’s the black one out of the house.
Dude is out there.

 

[GBMaryland]

40g poly tips will make it through soft armor

Pics rule View attachment 8653476

The aluminum core stuff from FN with the LEO/MIL velocities go through III / IV panels like there butter.

Especially out of a 16 inch barrel, but equally so with a handgun.

I’d honestly be concerned about over penetration when using it for self-defense… poly tips are the king of self-defense for that. Though the American eagle TMJ rounds also do a surprising amount of damage.

 

[Devildog]