Well the Army does not have a Birthday it was formed to start our country, unlike the USMC, the Armys formation is a matter of fact because its not part of the Navy or anything else, the Army is America. We dont have to fake celebrate our history like the USMC, we know the truth and what we are. To us the MC celebrating with all Pomp and Ceremony about sums up their history which amounts to a dingleberry on a grunts ass after being deployed for 6 months without shower.
Army guy= been deployed 2 years to Iraq, claims 2 deployments, meh, no big deal.
Marine guy deployed 2 years to iraq claims 24 deployments, conquered the whole goddam region, Muslims now write in Koran about how ruthless they are and will never be forgotten, Mohammed now shakes at the mention of the corps, dubs themselves devil camels.
Just saying
Semper FiFi and happy USMC Festivus day