According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the only way to appease the Gods and have the volcanic fires stop is to deliver a human sacrifice. The sacrificial human must be hurled into the fires coming from the top of the great mountain volcano.
According to long tradition, that sacrifice needs to be a celebrated and wondrous leader native to Hawaii.
Former President Barack Obama quickly appeared on MSNBC and announced that he was really born in Indonesia and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
According to long tradition, that sacrifice needs to be a celebrated and wondrous leader native to Hawaii.
Former President Barack Obama quickly appeared on MSNBC and announced that he was really born in Indonesia and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
