Who knew that learning that language in college for apparently no reason whatsoever would one day become useful:
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Friggin New Jersey

Wanted urgently: People who know a half century-old computer language so states can process unemployment claims | CNN Business
On top of ventilators, face masks and health care workers, you can now add COBOL programmers to the list of what several states urgently need as they battle the coronavirus pandemic.
Friggin New Jersey