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Maggie’s Hooters joke

Maggot

"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood"
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  • Jul 27, 2007
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    Just received this one and felt it was deserving of the Hide...or vice versa


    If big chested women work at Hooters, where do one legged women work?


    IHOP
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    Forgive me
     
    Re: Hooters joke

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?



    Matt!



    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?



    Bob



    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your hot tub?



    Stu!
     
    Re: Hooters joke

    how about a limbless man in a pile of leaves?

    russel

    and if you hang him up on the wall?

    art
     
    Re: Hooters joke

    What do you call a dog with no legs?



    Doesn't matter, he wont come anyway.


    Sorry...