How many swear words can you think of in a minute?

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  • Jun 21, 2019
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    soooo, i found out why i have a potty mouth.
    turns out it is because i am so fucking smart!


     
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    can't claim to be a smart man also not an overly nice one either , but I can think of no curse words as I am a good boy who was taught not to curse lol .:unsure::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
    If the video is correct then I am far superior in intelligence to Einstein, Plato, Newton, to name just a few.

    I should add that its not only depth of vocabulary but also rapidity and volume at which the words are ejaculated
     
    Some people are incapable of using more than one or two swear words in a sentence though, and instead just repeat those words over and over again.

    We used to keep tallys for times the word "fuck" was used in a period of instruction. The obviously smarter Marines did not win those competitions.

    Vocabulary expansion is the key. After 2010 I enjoyed the challenge of calling a young Marine a "fag" without actually using a slur.
     
    Jesus H. Christ on a pogo-stick, what kind of craphat, retard fucking dickweed shit-for-brains, cock-gobbling, dill-weed, fart-sniffing, twat-licking, puppy-cum, goddamned idiot dick-sniffing, ass-pirate, scum-weasel, butt-pirate, foreskin fungus-snorting, toe-jam-eating, muff-suckling, tittie-twister of a hairy-bagpie-playing, douche-swilling, fucking turd-sniffer of a piss-guzzler fucktrumpet got her cumflaps in this shitbag post? Holy Wanker-face, Batman the Thundercunt jizz-stains quimpuddles have managed to finally managed to get their shitstain-asses into the Bear Pit and turn this place into some kind of cockwomble gathering for knobber-git-slag-scrote fucknuggets!!

    WTF... are we Twitter now? Oh, did I say Twitter? Sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

    Sirhr
     
    Jesus H. Christ on a pogo-stick, what kind of craphat, retard fucking dickweed shit-for-brains, cock-gobbling, dill-weed, fart-sniffing, twat-licking, puppy-cum, goddamned idiot dick-sniffing, ass-pirate, scum-weasel, butt-pirate, foreskin fungus-snorting, toe-jam-eating, muff-suckling, tittie-twister of a hairy-bagpie-playing, douche-swilling, fucking turd-sniffer of a piss-guzzler fucktrumpet got her cumflaps in this shitbag post? Holy Wanker-face, Batman the Thundercunt jizz-stains quimpuddles have managed to finally managed to get their shitstain-asses into the Bear Pit and turn this place into some kind of cockwomble gathering for knobber-git-slag-scrote fucknuggets!!

    WTF... are we Twitter now? Oh, did I say Twitter? Sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

    Sirhr