Maggie’s I want an LRAD

[Dirty D]

I don’t want a full sized ship mounted LRAD, I want something that will fit under the grill of my truck that will allow me to tell the driver in front of me on the interstate that they drive like a cunt then I want to be able to turn it up to 11 and make their ears bleed. I want an LRAD

 

[Mike Casselton]

I want a giant truck that has hidden fork lifts and a giant illuminated sign that can be read from any direction and any language.

Pull up behind the asshat lane hogs and give them a lift into the proper lane at 80mph.
Force them to read and acknowledge the message on the sign before setting them back on their tires.

I would start my fun on I-4 between Tampa and Orlando.

 

[Mike Casselton]

But, yeah. The siren would be kinda cool too.
Woo, woo, blaaaat, blaaaat!!!

 

[MtnCreek]

I may have tossed a few spit cups before.

 

[JBPilot]

I had a buddy in high school that hooked up a megaphone or loudspeaker to a switch on his cb mic. You could hear him clearly from a ways off with your windows rolled up!

 

[Barneybdb]

Back in the very early 70's I had a CB in my car with an illegal RF amplifier, it had a PA function that I also greatly amplified, add a couple of very large PA horn speakers behind the grill and it made for lots of fun. Cars in those days had space to do that. I often wish that I still had that system....

 

[MtnCreek]

Back in the very early 70's I had a CB in my car with an illegal RF amplifier, it had a PA function that I also greatly amplified, add a couple of very large PA horn speakers behind the grill and it made for lots of fun. Cars in those days had space to do that. I often wish that I still had that system....

My first truck I could work on the engine while sitting on the passenger fenderwell with my feet on the frame. Steering column was in the way on drivers side.

 

[fxdwgkd]

My first truck I could work on the engine while sitting on the passenger fenderwell with my feet on the frame. Steering column was in the way on drivers side.

69 c-10 with inline 6, two people could live under that hood. How I miss being able to work on shit without needing to be a contortionist.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

My CB in my 80 Monte Carlo, also had the PA on it. Good sized horn under the hood.

I too made people "pay attention" when they were asleep-at-the-wheel. Just doing my civic duty. Miss that. And I have wanted to get a 'train horn' under my hood for a number of years now.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Alphatreedog]

I saw and heard a guy with a train horn hooked up in his little rice tuner ( Japanese small car fast n furious wannabe ) . Kid fired that effer up at an intersection and I don't think there was a clean set of undies for two blocks .

 

[Dirty D]

I still hate Illinois Nazi's.

 

[MtnCreek]

I still hate Illinois Nazi's.

They were a strange bunch. The leader of the IL nazis was Jewish. WTF...

 

[168BTHPM]

I don’t want a full sized ship mounted LRAD, I want something that will fit under the grill of my truck that will allow me to tell the driver in front of me on the interstate that they drive like a cunt then I want to be able to turn it up to 11 and make their ears bleed. I want an LRAD

 

[EddieNFL]

I want a giant truck that has hidden fork lifts and a giant illuminated sign that can be read from any direction and any language.

Pull up behind the asshat lane hogs and give them a lift into the proper lane at 80mph.
Force them to read and acknowledge the message on the sign before setting them back on their tires.

I would start my fun on I-4 between Tampa and Orlando.

Pretty ambitious.

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's a dream.

https://images.app.goo.gl/G8Q12zTqhoA7Xx8U6

 

[EddieNFL]

It's a dream.

https://images.app.goo.gl/G8Q12zTqhoA7Xx8U6

Was referring to I4. My most hated highway in Florida

 

[Mike Casselton]

I avoid that road like the plague. Same thing I do with Orlando.
The drivers here are bad enough before you add all the tourists driving from TIA to the theme parks. They get in the left lane, pull their iPhones in front of their noses and putt along at variable speeds.
You can't get them to move to the proper lane.
If I have to use I-4, I stay in the outside lane until I hit the dip. No-one is using it until they need to start using the fucked up Orlando exits.

Arrrrrrrgh! Just thinking about driving there gets my BP up.