Chicago man whips out supposedly full-auto Intratec .22 in rage over 22¢ tax on 2 liter bottles of soda ...
I'M TAX-EXEMPT, BITCH!
Blue-steel? Blue plastic, maybe. I imagine that there's gotta be steel in there somewhere, but it looks like it would melt on the sidewalk in August.
Seriously, people, it's early for this. I just turned the a/c on this morning. Could we not butcher each other over ice cream and water ice until at least mid-June? PLEASE?!

I'M TAX-EXEMPT, BITCH!
CHICAGO — Police accuse a Chicago man of pulling out a submachine gun in a convenience store because he didn't want to pay a 22-cent tax on a two-liter bottle of soda.
A Cook County judge ordered 36-year old Nahshon Shelton held without bail after the Sunday afternoon incident. Shelton is charged with aggravated assault, unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and having an invalid Firearm Owner's Identification card.
prosecutors say Shelton pulled out a blue-steel Intratec .22-caliber submachine gun and threatened to kill everyone. Authorities say he told police it "is my neighborhood, I'm tax exempt."
Chicago man pulls gun in store over 22-cent soda tax | Fox News
Blue-steel? Blue plastic, maybe. I imagine that there's gotta be steel in there somewhere, but it looks like it would melt on the sidewalk in August.
Seriously, people, it's early for this. I just turned the a/c on this morning. Could we not butcher each other over ice cream and water ice until at least mid-June? PLEASE?!