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Maggie’s Jack Daniels Fishing Story ........

Sendero_Man

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  • Mar 29, 2007
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    Jack Daniels Fishing Story ............



    I went fishing down south a few weeks back. I started fishing for a bit, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
    Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

    So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

    I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
    There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good down South !
     
    Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story ........

    OT - I ran out of Bookers the other night and reacquainted myself with Black Label JD. Wow.

    Nice joke, sounds like one my Dad would have told.
     
    Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story ........

    That is funny. Lynchburg is about 40 minutes away. A few years ago I went to the BBQ cookoff. Had the opportunity to use the worst toilet this side of.....