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rascaldog

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An old man and his wife were setting at the kitchen table on their 50th anniversary.

The old man says "we were sure wild in our younger days. 50 years ago we probably would be setting here having breakfast naked"

She says " well why don't we doi it now"?

Agreeing they pull their clothes off.

She looks over and says "after all these years my nipples still burn for you".

Well they should he replies "ones in your oatmeal and the others in your coffee".