Maggie’s Labor pains.

[desertrat1979]

A woman was in horrible pains while giving birth to their child. In the middle of all her profanity directed at her husband he interrupts her to say....."Dont blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass...but nooooo, that might hurt."

 

[jaket13]

Re: Labor pains.

lmao thats great

 

[Rolltide]

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wow

 

[konabully]

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Hehe...

 

[Alaskaman11]

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maybe i should show this to my wife>

 

[Maggot]

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[chpprguy]

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HAHAHA!

 

[Ghost3x7]

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ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[long range dogr]

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Good one!!!

 

[dagwood]

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maybe more women should remember what pain lasts longer, hours and hours of labor, or just a shorter amount of time at the brown spot.

 

[strick9]

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roflmao

 

[byrom1212]

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I lol'd but my wife didn't

 

[wkahler]

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The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good!

 

[Wil]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good! </div></div>

said his boyfriend.....

oh, SNAP!

 

[Gordon Nettleton]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good!</div></div>

too much detail bro, you sure you on the right forum it is spelled N_A_M_B_L_A

 

[wkahler]

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No actually it was from your mom!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! I told my wife that joke, for some reason she didn't find it that funny!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wil</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good! </div></div>

said his boyfriend.....

oh, SNAP! </div></div>

 

[Wil]

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aight man... leave my mom out of this...















and I'll leave this out of your mom...

 

[wkahler]

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YES!!!!!! Now we're rolling!!!!!

 

[Ghost3x7]

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Is this gonna turn in to a "Yo momma so fat..." thread?

 

[jrhammons]

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You mean like

Yo momma is so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road
Yo momma is so nasty she walked by a toilet and it flushed itself
Yo momma is so nasty she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road the other day and when I asked why she said she was moving
Yo momma is so fat when she hauled ass it took her three trips........

like that