I knew an Aussie who worked on a sheep ranch. He gets bussed in, no car, no internet, no girls. As the weeks went on he kept telling his coworkers he was horny but wasn't about to start fucking sheep.
They kept pointing to the mare in the stable.
Well that didn't sound any better. But as weeks turned to months he was really beside himself. Twenty years old, full of steam, and he didn't even have internet porn.
The mess had beers on the weekends and one Saturday night he gets absolutely plastered.
Sure enough, with some hysterical neighing of the mare about a dozen ranch hands bust into the barn and find this poor guy with his pant around his ankles, standing on a stepladder, giving to the mare like she's a cheerleader.
Everyone starts screaming at him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN?"
He yanks out, yanks up his pants and, more pissed off than embarrassed says "look you arse-holes, for the past two months I've been telling you guys I'm horny as hell. And every time I do you jerks point at this mare. Well what the hell did you expect me to do?
"Ride it into town like the rest of us, there's girls there."
They kept pointing to the mare in the stable.
Well that didn't sound any better. But as weeks turned to months he was really beside himself. Twenty years old, full of steam, and he didn't even have internet porn.
The mess had beers on the weekends and one Saturday night he gets absolutely plastered.
Sure enough, with some hysterical neighing of the mare about a dozen ranch hands bust into the barn and find this poor guy with his pant around his ankles, standing on a stepladder, giving to the mare like she's a cheerleader.
Everyone starts screaming at him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN?"
He yanks out, yanks up his pants and, more pissed off than embarrassed says "look you arse-holes, for the past two months I've been telling you guys I'm horny as hell. And every time I do you jerks point at this mare. Well what the hell did you expect me to do?
"Ride it into town like the rest of us, there's girls there."
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