LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN ......................

[michael sr.]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[Switchblade]

Re: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN ......................

Little Johnny's mom Dawn was called to see little Johnny's teacher. The teacher was trying to figure out where Johnny got his use of words from. The teacher smiled after introductions and looked at Dawn adn asked,"Can you use the word handsome in a sentance for me?"
Dawn thought about it for a minute then said,"When I am sucking a dick and my jaw gets tired, I use my handsome!"

 

[michael sr.]

Re: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN ......................

Switchblade...that is sick... :0) )