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Maggie’s Male Vs Female Poetry

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    A WOMAN'S POEM:



    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.



    A MAN'S POEM:


    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big tits who owns a bar on a Lake with a Trap Range/ Hunting Lodge,
    and loves to fish, drink and swim naked in our pool with her hot friends..

    Yea....This, doesn't rhyme and I really don't give a shit.