Maggie’s Money for a prom dress...

[jayd4wg]

In a small quaint West Virginia town, a teenage girl approaches her father and quietly asks for some money to get a prom dress.
"well darlin, you know what you gotta do..." as he stands up.

His daughter unfastens his belt, and begins to service his member...a couple seconds later she stops and gives him a wierd look.

"Whatsamatter punkin?" he asks...
"daddy, you taste like shit!"
"well honey, your brother wanted to borrow the truck..."

 

[USMCj]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

Thats just not right! LOL

 

[McCrazy]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

Oh man, that is just BRUTAL!!!


I like it.

 

[Emilio]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

The guys at work are going to love that.

 

[dawgkiller]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

OMG

That was great! But wrong!

 

[jones21290]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

Man, I love WV. Just not the people in it.

 

[SakoL61R]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

Same family, a few days later.....

Mom says to her teenage daughter, "Congratulations darlin'! I know you're pregnant and I'm a thinkin' it's a boy."

Perplexed, the daughter says "How'da ya know that, Mom????"


Mom: "Well darlin', your brother's dick tastes different."

 

[Alaskaman11]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

BAD bad bad!

 

[-=boone=-]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jones21290</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man, I love WV. Just not the people in it. </div></div>

Your still pissed I fucked your sister...

 

[jones21290]

Re: Money for a prom dress...

Wait, I have a sister? Is she hot?