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Maggie’s " Morning Sex"

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  • Jun 19, 2004
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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     
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    All i need to do is bust the egg timer? Either this is going to make me happy or put me on the couch...
     
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    Just broke the egg timer.
    Thanks for the heads up on this.
    Lookin at the toaster now as I'am training to be a Porn star.
     
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    i dont believe this...i want to see pictures for proof
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    I read it to my wife and she laughed too so it must have been a good one.