Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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- motivational pictures
Make sure to post a progress report.
This is MotherTuckers sarcasm font.Oh no! This is the only place you can find nudies on the whole entire Internet.
Just have your wife check under the bed before you rack out.
Um so no genitals pics, I'm cool with that. As long as we can still post tasteful hot chubby chick stuff.
How bout dildos? Can we post dildo pics?
How bout dildos? Can we post dildo pics?
To infinity......and beyond ?
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN
1- FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2- NOTHING: Means something & you need to be worried.
3- GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
4-WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.
5-THAT’S OK: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
BONUS WORD: WOW!: This is not a compliment. She’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.
If you two or more of these words are used in one sentence take prompt action for personal safety.
1- FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2- NOTHING: Means something & you need to be worried.
3- GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
4-WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.
5-THAT’S OK: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
BONUS WORD: WOW!: This is not a compliment. She’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.
If you two or more of these words are used in one sentence take prompt action for personal safety.
I love the "Coming Home" Vids. Always strong emotions and who can't relate after being separated for a year or more? Powerful stuff..........
So what are these guys shooting at? Anything, or everything?
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Can I get a window seat? Please
I’m old. I don’t get road bones. I only get them when I want. In order to get them when I want, I have to think about them first. I have to think about them alot. First.......
I’d rather take a good dump.
Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I fucking know better.
Funny how things change with time
Daily priorities
1- coffee
2- crap
3- shower
4- rest of day
Crapping after a shower ruins the day
Daily priorities
1- coffee
2- crap
3- shower
4- rest of day
Crapping after a shower ruins the day
You’re not old enough to know about crapping after a shower fucking up the rest of your day. Who told you ? Your Dad ? Your Uncle ? Your Mom would never tell you that, so leave her out out of it......
