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'Ready! Go!': I Jumped Out Of A Vintage WWII Plane For D-Day
Photographer Luke Sharrett marked the invasion's 75th anniversary by parachuting out of a plane in Normandy. This was his way of honoring World War II veterans.
www.npr.org WWII ADT in Normandy last week.
One of the few times I know what a woman is thinking.
"Next dumbass? Yes, you what stupid shit are you going to form into a question?
I will tear a new asshole in about four of you before this meeting is adjourned, and I can go back to work. Instead of dealing with you soft headed mother fuckers."
Or something like that...
-'Ready! Go!': I Jumped Out Of A Vintage WWII Plane For D-Day
Photographer Luke Sharrett marked the invasion's 75th anniversary by parachuting out of a plane in Normandy. This was his way of honoring World War II veterans.
WWII ADT in Normandy last week.
and not a fun aircraft to jump from, little Shitty Door and a Horrendous Prop. Blast smacking you on exit, plus PLF under a Round canopy.
..but I would still give Left-Nut to be on that jump .
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Yeah you literally get pulled out the door once that 150 knot wind catches your left leg but that said it's a hoot. And being on that particular jump last week would have been great.
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
I used to think that, but it was a few years ago.......
WTF kinda stack is that? Never seen anyone phone in a live fire like that.
Please tell me those are Europeans. Please.
Please tell me those are Europeans. Please.
I jumped one ar the world freefall convention back when i was skydiving. Door does suck, plane is loud and slow as hell also. Was cool to jump such an old plane.
I aslo would love to be on that jump over there
Now that is a great beer koozie!!
My Tbac 22 Takedown is movie silent. You can hear the firing pin hit and then you hear it pass through paper and eventually smacks the back stop. I'd compare it to a pellet gun. As long as you're using subsonic. W/ fast ammo you can easily hear the sonic crack and that is about the noisiest part of shooting .22lr anyway.
My M2000 shooting 5.56 is not movie quiet, but it's hearing safe.
I should just bring my sound meter and give up some real data. ?
I remember these from the typing class I took in high school.
