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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one right here.”

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, “Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?”

“That's simple she said, by the nail that's over its stall,” she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it's to hang your pants on.”
 
I recently had a patient who’s Body Mass Index (BMI) was the same as my weight in Kg! (I weigh 68kg) Have seen as high as 76.
Normal BMI is 18-25 or so.
Does not take into account folks with significant muscle mass, so some are elevated on fit folks.

Coulda had Ninja Eatitall for a snack I bet.

Shankster woulda been in heaven to meet her.
 
I try to get my girl to do this. Absolutely refuses to, and every time the car moves around a bit, it’s an emergency and time to park it. Ugh...
That is the best way to learn how to get into and more importantly get out of a slide i think every newand experienced driver should do that every winter a couple of times
 
That is the best way to learn how to get into and more importantly get out of a slide i think every newand experienced driver should do that every winter a couple of times
We had to do 'skid school' to graduate with a drivers license. 'Had to' is a relative term. It was a blast!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
We had to do 'skid school' to graduate with a drivers license. 'Had to' is a relative term. It was a blast!

Cheers,

Sirhr

I loved the skid pan in the academy until the abs went out on the crown vic I was driving and over the side I went. Ended up rolling the car and came to rest on the roof.
 
I loved the skid pan in the academy until the abs went out on the crown vic I was driving and over the side I went. Ended up rolling the car and came to rest on the roof.
Yeah... academy/Hi performance/offensive driving school was fun, too!

The best part is that those of us who grew up driving plow trucks... could run the course in reverse faster than any instructor! The farm kids ruled that school!

Cheers,

Sirhr