Maggie’s  Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Blue Sky Country

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  • TRANSCRIPT OF ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOARD ALIEN SHIP PREPARED TO INVADE EARTH:

    Alien captain: "Hey... Something is going on with the sensors. It is picking up an unusually high concentration of dense metals and rapid bursts of infrared energy coming from a particular part of that planet".

    Alien weapons tech: "Where, captain?"

    Alien captain: "The middle right portion of that strange island continent that has a mini ocean in the middle with what looks like a fucking pecker dangling into it. Seriously, that particular landmass sticking into the miniature ocean looks like a dick. The anomaly is coming from a spot just above and left of that pecker. Zoom in and get a video if you can"...

    Alien weapons tech: "Here is the video, sir!"...

    Alien captain: "Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. TURN THE FLEET AROUND. WE ARE NOT STAYING."

     

    clcustom1911

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  • Oct 23, 2017
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    TRANSCRIPT OF ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOARD ALIEN SHIP PREPARED TO INVADE EARTH:

    Alien captain: "Hey... Something is going on with the sensors. It is picking up an unusually high concentration of dense metals and rapid bursts of infrared energy coming from a particular part of that planet".

    Alien weapons tech: "Where, captain?"

    Alien captain: "The middle right portion of that strange island continent that has a mini ocean in the middle with what looks like a fucking pecker dangling into it. Seriously, that particular landmass sticking into the miniature ocean looks like a dick. The anomaly is coming from a spot just above and left of that pecker. Zoom in and get a video if you can"...

    Alien weapons tech: "Here is the video, sir!"...

    Alien captain: "Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. TURN THE FLEET AROUND. WE ARE NOT STAYING."

    And, just think about it....All of them firearms are in private ownership 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰
     

    Aussie Joe

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  • Apr 28, 2019
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    Those long nails indicates to me she doesn't have a job, doesn't cook, doesn't do housekeeping, lays nude in the sun nude all day, spends her day getting manicures/pedicures and shopping, is high-maintenance, etc. And now she wants a new Porsche but I still can't resist....
    And that she has a poopy butthole from not being able to wipe properly
     

    Blue Sky Country

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