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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Yeah, but, Selma Hayek is a total smoke show. Then and now. You get 52 year old Karen from accounting up on a bar table at the Christmas party wiggling her flat ass and the LEVEL of seduction drops considerably. Don't ask me how I know.
 
Be sure to tell them about trying to lift the deceased’s body out of the basket without gagging up yesterday’s breakfast and then you pull on his decomposing arm and it just comes away in your glove… fun times.
More fun if the crabs have been at it for awhile.
 
What a waste of a great body.

Agreed. Maybe it's an age thing? I'm not sure, but if it is an age thing then I am at that age. I will also quickly add that if your wife, girlfriend, significant other, domestic partner, etc., is inked I'm certain she's an absolute stunner. That said, second only to meth, there is nothing that destroys a woman's looks faster and more completely than ink.