Yeah, but, Selma Hayek is a total smoke show. Then and now. You get 52 year old Karen from accounting up on a bar table at the Christmas party wiggling her flat ass and the LEVEL of seduction drops considerably. Don't ask me how I know.
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Yeah, but, Selma Hayek is a total smoke show. Then and now. You get 52 year old Karen from accounting up on a bar table at the Christmas party wiggling her flat ass and the LEVEL of seduction drops considerably. Don't ask me how I know.
Yes! And dirt cheap too! Samsung TV remote, class ring and popcorn included underneath those beauties, no charge.
What a waste of a great body.
Nope, I like inked and non inked!!!!
Perfect canvas!
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Agreed. Maybe it's an age thing? I'm not sure, but if it is an age thing then I am at that age. I will also quickly add that if your wife, girlfriend, significant other, domestic partner, etc., is inked I'm certain she's an absolute stunner. That said, second only to meth, there is nothing that destroys a woman's looks faster and more completely than ink.
Me too, lol. When I got older I switched to Yuengling
Edit: Yuengling will be here in Texas in the fall of this year
A few of us threw up on that stuff. . .
"Fine Malt Liquour", "The Green Grenade" "Big Mouths"
At first I didn't understand why the 40oz didn't have the "big mouth", its to slow your stupid ass down and probably to avoid a lawsuit against the distributor.
At first I didn't understand why the 40oz didn't have the "big mouth", its to slow your stupid ass down and probably to avoid a lawsuit against the distributor.
That has to be the sexiest movie scene in history.
I could get shit faced on one 40 back in my teens
You need to upgrade your cable package..
Maybe I should have said with her clothes on, well most of her clothes. lolYou need to upgrade your cable package..
Getting close to Memorial Day...
Graffiti all over a work of art.
Like some thugs need their asses beat, and then clean that shit off.
The puzzles in the Mickeys caps get more difficult the more you drink!
Now it smells like weed and yeast infection.
Turn your speakers up for this one...
If you put your ear next to the tattoo, you can hear the daddy issues.
