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Maggie’s  Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Dirty D

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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

AND every opportunity you get!
 
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    Just cut a ingrown toenail out, talk about motivating. Shit always feels better after.

    I get them bad thanks to my old doc fucking up cutting my toenail off.

    Have you tried:

    A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
    B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.
     

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    Have you tried:

    A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
    B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.
    Yes, neither works unfortunately.

    I have a sliver for lack of a better word that grows out and forward into my skin. I get rid of it and it grows back. I cut it out all the way down the side of my toe nail to the back, it was trying to come through the front of my toe.

    Looked like a murder in my bathroom sink, but damn it relieved some pressure.
     
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