Good ole Marion County, sometimes I miss working there, usually not.That's a real ouchie right there. Skip to 3:15 for the action.
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
Just cut a ingrown toenail out, talk about motivating. Shit always feels better after.
I get them bad thanks to my old doc fucking up cutting my toenail off.
Yes, neither works unfortunately.Have you tried:
A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.