Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[akmike47]

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But you think he's hot so...

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[akmike47]

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79 posts since 2012 and he's posting the worst memes in existence.

 

[rtB]

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79 posts since 2012 and he's posting the worst memes in existence.

Well he's not asking how to sneak weapons onto a plane, so there is that...

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

Well he's not asking how to sneak weapons onto a plane, so there is that...

I guess I should read that potential dumpster fire.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I guess I should read that potential dumpster fire.

It has potential, but the odds are slim.

 

[Mike Islander]

DJF. My favorite...as long she isn't talking.

 

[akmike47]

It has potential, but the odds are slim.

It went tits up pretty quickly

 

[akmike47]

DJF. My favorite...as long she isn't talking.

They always talk, until they dreamed you didn’t something.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

First time he’s ever told some crazy bitch “Fuck You” and she took him up on it.

 

[akmike47]

How’s the fuck did she not trip over the shirt around her legs? I trip taking my pants off standing still.

You know how I know hes gay?

 

[XTR]

DJF. My favorite...as long she isn't talking.

If that is Debra Jo Fondren she’s gotta be over 65 now. She was playmate of the yr when I graduated HS in ’78.

 

[143lrsd]

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[Dirty D]

Well he's not asking how to sneak weapons onto a plane, so there is that...

Yet

 

[Mwalex]

Girls half plastic. She's probably Korean but she tastes Chinese. Think of how harbor freight smells.

 

[akmike47]

When did I say I wouldn’t fuck her?

 

[Mwalex]

When did I say I wouldn’t fuck her?

You didn't and I apologize for the post, it was a moment of weakness. I just didn't think you would have sex with a woman that smells like Harbor Freight.

 

[akmike47]

You didn't and I apologize for the post, it was a moment of weakness. I just didn't think you would have sex with a woman that smells like Harbor Freight.

I buy shit at harbor freight sometimes I don’t mind the smell. Just stating facts.

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[Marinevet1]

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ok, what state did you find these in.........just wondering if it is time here yet.......been kinda cold.....

 

[Charlie112]

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Look like Missouri mushrooms…. but hell,,, they all look the same….

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[akmike47]

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Ditto

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Tater Salad]

ok, what stat did you find these in.........just wondering if it is time here yet.......been kinda cold.....

Missouri

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

I buy shit at harbor freight sometimes I don’t mind the smell. Just stating facts.

 

[oneshot86]

Damn, no food in that fridge. Maybe if she looks further back on the bottom shelf

I think your right. Is that a sandwich in the bottom left drawer.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[carbonbased]

 

[Marinevet1]

Missouri

I'm in NE Kansas..........grew up in NW Missouri............I can remember when was a kid, we would come home with large paper grocery bags full of morel mushrooms...........2 or 3 of them full.............but that was more than 50 years ago...........I still like to go out and look for them, but lucky if I find enough for a good mess any more........

 

[powdahound76]

Grew up just a ways north of you in IA.

Have wondered about spores and “seeding” for them in prime spots?

Saw a show about folks making “rotting log spots” in the timber to grow mushrooms.
Not CO funny ones, just Morels and other good edible ones.

 

[EddieNFL]

...a good mess...

Can't recall the last time I heard that phrase.

 

[akmike47]

Can't recall the last time I heard that phrase.

All the time here

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

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I see pictures of those and read about them on multiple forums. They don’t grow around here. I feel like I’m missing out on a large part of life.

 

[Porksboy]

I missed the fiddle head picking at my creek this year.
I dont know much about shrooms so dont pick what grows here.

 

[Marinevet1]

Ok, I'll add these to a post from a day or two ago, a few things everyone needs not do at least once in their lifetime.......Vegas, Sturgis, the semiannual gunshow in Tulsa, and a good mess of Morel mushrooms...........

 

[akmike47]

I must be the only person who hates mushrooms.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[MarshallDodge]

You didn't and I apologize for the post, it was a moment of weakness. I just didn't think you would have sex with a woman that smells like Harbor Freight.

I would as long as she accepts the 20% off coupon and I leave with the free tape measure