Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

 

[168BTHPM]

Sure.

Fun track toy, and love passing ”faster” cars in my lowly Cayman. OBtW, I can bench press like 25 pounds or so so you don’t want to take me on. I can handle that wheel…even in corners.

edit: rules:

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You need to step up your game when it comes to Porsche wings.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

I work with a man who has a super cunt-ry accent and he does a lot of “talk to text” while driving with the radio on. It looks like the wacky shit above.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Not mad dishing back to the assholes that told me a 1000 yard shot takes skill or i need $45 hamdloaded space alien bullets, or my 300 wm wont do 2500 yards amd so on. A true pro shares knowledge, I can fly a bell 212, 412, all the hughes/Md 500s, Jet ranger b11, 111 etc. . When im asked. a question i dont bittle or tell people they cant. This fucking forum is full of assholes who claim to be the best that there is a shooting to such a degree that no others can match in north or they try and you’re simply an asshole if you ask any questions so fuck them if I acted that way in the flying world to be a lot of dead people, back when I was a cop if I acted that way I’d be dead, this is the only forum that exists on any topic to which 95% of the members think of the best that there is, I could drop 50,000 bucks by the best equipment by the best instructor and fuck most all of them in six months this is it magic it’s not that boring skill is simple practice and instruction from those they wish to share their skills for the betterment of others, that’s why I’m a fucking asshole and post stupid shit like this because I want them all to go fuck themselves and hope there’s a day when I meet them and show them just how shitty they shoot

Waiting for the bench press and bow kill stats.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[supercorndogs]

There is also a third that I am married to. They say, "I am on E? I never look at that thing."

ITs literally 1/4" from the speedometer.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[EddieNFL]

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500 ft lbs 420 HP, no fancy electronics, turbo, blower, injectors, just a Holley with pump gas.

You expect us to believe you got 420 ponies WITHOUT using braided stainless fuel lines with AN connections?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[EddieNFL]

Did the cast of Big Bang Theory leave, yet?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It's fairly obvious why he "used to be a cop". Can you imagine any incident report that he turned in. Can't imagine a judge reading a warrant application from this Einstein.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Sorry I didn't expect someone so sensitive to be posting in the Pit. I am sorry I insulted your penis extension. I seriously doubt you have 1200 RWH. Let's see your dyno sheets.

I'm glad someone was able to make some sense of his post.
I wasn't sure if it was illiteracy or drunk posting...

 

[Barneybdb]

Australia | uberHumor.com

uberHumor.com: Probably the funniest site on the net...

uberhumor.com

 

[Mike Casselton]

Ignorance is bliss, C is the constant for light, a fucking traffic cop knows the other question lol. And 14 years in LE i out shoot your dumb ass too, God i hope you’re not a vet because you shame them terribly if you were. I remember a prick LT and his his HIS bs Namn stories to find out he pressed uniform’s on a fucking carrier. Im board thanks for the fun i had at your expense hhaa

Yep. It's illiteracy.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It's too bad it's in the MPT. It could have made epic thread status if it was in a separate thread.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's the only reason he conducts stops, the free drugs.

@ebbiv during a traffic stop.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[cas6969]

 

[TonyTheTiger]

You rolled up tonight guns blazing full retard mode talking shit, so you brought it on yourself.

I'm just glad he brought it to the pit. Everywhere else on the forum where he's done this people are just sarcastically polite to him in hopes that he'll go away.

 

[D1gger]

Waiting for the bench press and bow kill stats.

Beat me to it. Probably does concrete work on the side

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[JMGlasgow]

That’s a sad for most of your pricks I did whatever I could to help people you cocksuckers think every question is stupid, only dumb question is the one that kills you that’s from Bill school when I did my jet ranger turbine transition, I have the chief pilot rebel with 14,000 hours in nine crash landings in Vietnam and he told me the only dumb question is when you don’t ask and that’s the one that will likely kill you so fuck this forum because anytime I asked legitimate question I got bullshit and stupid fucking comments from assholes so why should I be anything but a prick to the rest of you you won’t respect you get respect in my world I live by respect this fucking forum is a bunch a know it all assholes I think you’re the best at everything so fuck you all that said answer this kid question at least I’ll know that you’re not a complete fucking moron

Oh yeah....well I'm a French model.

 

[DuneBoer]

"I can fly a bell 212, 412"

The only police agencies in the US that use 412's are as follows:

Delaware State Police
NYPD
Virginia State Police

and


US Park Police
WINNER WINNER!!!

 

[roostercogburn98]

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Iffin only Buster Scruggs had this, he might still be with us today

 

[fx77]

Shi+ , I did that on a picnic table when I was 14 and broke my tibia! Thereafter I could never catch a pass over my left shoulder.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Well, if I am ever tasked with getting the derelict USS Discovery out of Jupiter orbit and back on a trajectory homebound before the dudes behind the Monoliths ignite Jupiter into a star, I think I'll know what to use...

 

[diggler1833]

I jist love fucking with a small percentage of wanna be assholes that exist on this page you’re all super secret fucking agents special forces and shoot 25,000 yards at 50,000 hp cars fly the SR 71 blackbird and jerk yourself off on a regular basis because that’s all you are, those they can do those I can’t talk out of their ass like you fuck off , S=30df Is your fucking formula that’ll prove you’re a retard because you can’t figure it out if your life depended on it don’t try and be smart when you’re a fucking uneducated fucking backwards ass fucking redneck cocksucker

 

[diggler1833]

* Just patiently waiting here for the bench press and bow kill statistics*

 

[hankpac]

Not mad dishing back to the assholes that told me a 1000 yard shot takes skill or i need $45 hamdloaded space alien bullets, or my 300 wm wont do 2500 yards amd so on. A true pro shares knowledge, I can fly a bell 212, 412, all the hughes/Md 500s, Jet ranger b11, 111 etc. . When im asked. a question i dont bittle or tell people they cant. This fucking forum is full of assholes who claim to be the best that there is a shooting to such a degree that no others can match in north or they try and you’re simply an asshole if you ask any questions so fuck them if I acted that way in the flying world to be a lot of dead people, back when I was a cop if I acted that way I’d be dead, this is the only forum that exists on any topic to which 95% of the members think of the best that there is, I could drop 50,000 bucks by the best equipment by the best instructor and fuck most all of them in six months this is it magic it’s not that boring skill is simple practice and instruction from those they wish to share their skills for the betterment of others, that’s why I’m a fucking asshole and post stupid shit like this because I want them all to go fuck themselves and hope there’s a day when I meet them and show them just how shitty they shoot

Dang, Ol, Boomhauer.

 

[hankpac]

I don't remember who the author was (Anne McCafrey?) who peopled one of her worlds with Centaurs. She had something like 4 (more? Less?) possible combos, male torso, with male genit, and male hind quarter, with male genit. Female torso with femle genit, and female HQ with female genit, then mixed breeds like female torso and male HQ, and Male torso and female genit. All where cross breedable. These were in addition to Normal humans. Seems like maybe the lead character was Sirroco Jones(?).
So, the possibilities were rather complex.

 

[Slash0311]

Every now and then, some guys start witty banter here in the MPT. Usually I skip over most of it to move on the the glorious boobies and butts that grace our pages. But on rare occasion, that virtually once in 20-30 pages, historically l epic exchanges that made it worth going back to actuality read.

All I can say is DAMN. Someone really needed to put down the alcohol before posting and posting and tgen bragging about his history... But then again he is from Florida.

 

[MadDuner]

Every now and then, some guys start witty banter here in the MPT. Usually I skip over most of it to move on the the glorious boobies and butts that grace our pages. But on rare occasion, that virtually once in 20-30 pages, historically l epic exchanges that made it worth going back to actuality read.

All I can say is DAMN. Someone really needed to put down the alcohol before posting and posting and tgen bragging about his history... But then again he is from Florida.

It reminded me of this line in a movie.....