Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Well it is a shitty liberal city. Dallas, or San Antonio.....lol. Just leave the old girl in Galveston, she would get a lot more visitors.
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It’s insane to me that these dudes refuse to believe the large quantity of “squirt” is piss.
Oh ya, I see the shoes now!DEM SHOES,, ggggrrrrrrrr!!!!
Actually San Jacinto is surrounded by oil refineries and includes the San Jacinto monument. this is where Sam Houston defeated Santa Anna for the Liberation of Texas. libtard‘s coming from Houston and protesting a monument like the USS Texas is fucking ridiculous.
the large quantity of “squirt”
is pissNot all girls do, but some, well, that's what makes life unique.
Need more biden/Stalin memes. These are some of the best recently.
Straight V for Vendetta
Straight V for Vendetta
Wel San Jac is considered metro Houston and has a huge population that votes blue.
I don’t mean this in an asshole way, but I don’t know how else to word it lol. I’m the last one you need to give a history lesson to.
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I mean there are small quantities of other fluids, but yes it’s piss.the
is pisslarge quantity of“squirt”
Not all girls do, but some, well, that's what makes life unique.
You’ve skeet your last squirt
Probably not.
Why he does not get more coverage is beyond me. I love his hell fire brimstone. I would love to see him in Mitch’s face. That would be epic!
Maxwell
There it is - proof that Mike is a Forensic Urologist. Wait, or maybe an Investigative Semenologist.
I was Sumocumloudly of my class
I legit have NO idea what you're talking about... And yet I find myself VERY excited about it! I know you put a ton of work into that car, it looks great, man.
I went to Annapolis to watch my brother graduate. He was going to road trip home with the rest of the family but I needed to get back home. I took his very sweet 66 Mustang Fastback so he would have it when they all finally got there. Along the way (about 2500 miles), I stopped to get some road food at a grocery store. It was part of a strip mall. There were at least 500 empty spaces so I park at the very farthest away from the door, right up next to the street. There were no other vehicles in this row and none on the next 2 rows.I have done something similar. Two people that I presume just didn't know how to park crowded the space between them, No vehicle that had doors was going to fit in what they left. My 73 Bronco had no doors, so I pulled in between and was able to squeeze my body through the gap.
At my work, that had a parking area with NOT enough spaces for everyone that worked there, we had a guy with a Corvette that took up two spots so he wouldn't get door dinged.
Result was...he came out to a car that had been keyed.
He fucked around and found out.
Sure as shit, I walk out after about 10 minutes of shopping to see some piece of shit car parked so close I just knew there would be a door ding. Sure as shit.
So, I wait and wait and wait for this dipshit.
After about 45 minutes, I am far from being any more calm. I decide to return the favor. I start kicking in the drivers door and kick it until I could see the outline of the window mechanism. It was very satisfying. So satisfying that I decided to apply the same art to the rear drivers side door, all the while hoping this dipshit would appear so I could thank him for the satisfaction I was about to receive in addition to that I had just recently received.
I left dipshit a note, thanking him for providing me a way to relieve my stress in a manner that did not cause any harm to other humans.
I'd be surprised if those doors would even open.
Fuck that guy.
Every major city in TX votes BLUE.
Hate to tell you but it's NOT all just down in Austin anymore.
That would take all the sport out of it!
This is where they put you when they're done with you.
