Did you steal that from 1970?King Shit on Turd Island is getting the max power toilet for all this meat I'm eating.
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Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.
This reminds me: do any of you remember the little pieces of wood you could put in the end of a cigarette and they would explode when lit? I did that to a pack of my dad’s Lucky Strikes. Got my little ass busted too.
If I could find those today I’m telling you I would sabotage a couple/dozen cigars in my buddy’s humidor and let nature take its course.
Keep shooting until the bad guy is down, you might get shot in the back trying to crawl away.
OK, but what does the "horn" play?
She already put a condom on it.
I’m trying to decide what song it will play when you press the horn.
And aisle 4…. and the revolving door.MARVIN, cleanup in aisle three!
I’ve tried to tell all of you fucking chicken will kill you, but do you listen? Hell, no!
Will love to get this for my new house.
Pussy can be soooo demanding!
Won’t it melt?Will love to get this for my new house.
I’m really liking this new fad!
No shit!Its glass not ice.