Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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My old boss used to tell me “strong backs and weak minds make the world go round”, I asked him what that meant one day and he sed “nothing, get your ass back to work”.
I remember getting a 10% raise when I was 18 and thinking I had the world by the balls...went from $1.90 an hour to $2.09. But....back then, a shot of Johnny Walker Black was $1.50 or so. I left a lot of my back on other people’s loading docks in those days.
 
Went to Manzanillo when I was in 5th grade. I thought all beaches had waves that broke like that. Little did I know. We did body surf and boogie board. You could see HUGE fish in the wave prior too breaking. Me and my buddy were scared of it until my stepfather went out and body surfed it. Never have seen a break like again. It would break and tube it both directions. Perfectly. The black sand was hot as shit and it was before everyone knew about it. I think right before the movie 10 was released.


Looks pretty fun. Maybe come out and we can do a surf trip/shooting session!
 
Why all the Tinder Bashing.

Suggestions for tinder- fix your pictures by
1- fuck up your hair before going onto tinder
2- find a rice rocket in a parking lot- take a pic on a strangers bike
3- find either jet skis or Snow machines in someone’s driveway - lean over one and have buddy snap your pic

Why?
Fucked up hair makes you liberal and cool to chicks who suck

Dangerous activities also make you cool

Jet ski / snow machines mean they can pose with your gear for cool profile pics


So go create a new profile on Facebook -
pick a new name
Pick a new occupation
Pick a new alma mater
Post you new photos- send my fake profile a friend request

Set up tinder- meet girls who say 5 times in the first hour - I’m not here for a hook up. The same ones who offer you head in your truck after a drink.

Enjoy