Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Years ago when cars still had incandescent headlights the guy's on the Engine drilled holes in mine and filled them with acetylene then capped it of with some dum dum. I was on a kelly so I was leaving at 2000. Turning the headlights on was eventful.I already have 3 harmonicas and plenty of zipties in my truck waiting for April Fools Day. One each for two buddies/my brother in law’s trucks.
They came in a 4 pack. I decided my 4 year old needed the fourth harmonica. A little early April Fools prank on my wife. Gave it to him, and left for work.
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I watched a crew chief (E6) try to marshall in a gunship at Ft Bragg. Apparently, she was out of practice and eventually one of the crew jumped off the ramp, ran over to her and asked WTF was she trying to do. An E3 took her place and had him in the chocks in about 45 seconds.
Posted before, needs to be brought back up.
How does a battery work? Yes, stuff happens in a corrosion cell, but it’s not electrolysis.
Electrolysis is a process where potential is added. Google “how is chlorine made”.
A man went bear hunting for the first time in a long while.
Hiding in the woods he spots a bear through the scope of his hunting rifle. He aims... shoots... and hits the bear!
Excited to hit the bear in one shot he grabs his gear and runs over to where the bear went down. But to his disappointment, the bear is not there and not a single trace of blood can be found. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder and as he turns around, he notices the bear he thought he just hit.
"You tried to shoot me. There's only one way for you to get out of this alive. Turn around, drop your pants and let me have my way with you" says the bear.
With no other option the man does what the bear said.
A week later, finally able to walk again, the man returns to the woods, absolutely determined to take his revenge and shoot the bear after the shameful events that transpired. Soon enough he spots a bear, makes sure it's the same one. He aims... shoots... and sees the bear drop...
Absolutely thrilled he got his revenge on the bear, he grabs his gear and rushes over to the where he's sure the dead bear should be. But when he gets there, there's absolutely no sign of the bear at all. Just as panic starts to set in, he feel the bears paw on his shoulder.
"You're the same hunter that tried to shoot me last week, aren't you? You know the drill" says the bear. The hunter let's out a sigh and drops his pant, so the bear can humiliate him again.
Another week later the man returns to the woods, angrier than ever and desperate to kill the bear and take the ultimate revenge. Just as he set up his gear, he spots the bear. This time he waits until the bear walks into an clearing in the forest so he has a clear shot. He aims, adjusts for wind, velocity, distance, etc., checks, double-checks and finally shoots!
This time he takes out his binoculars and waits to see if the bear is still moving. After making sure it's not he grabs his gear and runs towards the open spot where the bear was shot.
Getting closer to the spot he remembers the last two times he thought he killed the bear and he starts to slow down to scope the area. When he finally arrives at the spot where the bears corpse should be he notices the bear is gone again.
At the exact moment he realises what this means he feel the bears paw on his shoulder again. As he slowly turns around to face the thing he fears most, he hears the bear say "Admit it, mate. You're not here to hunt, are you?"
Hiding in the woods he spots a bear through the scope of his hunting rifle. He aims... shoots... and hits the bear!
Excited to hit the bear in one shot he grabs his gear and runs over to where the bear went down. But to his disappointment, the bear is not there and not a single trace of blood can be found. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder and as he turns around, he notices the bear he thought he just hit.
"You tried to shoot me. There's only one way for you to get out of this alive. Turn around, drop your pants and let me have my way with you" says the bear.
With no other option the man does what the bear said.
A week later, finally able to walk again, the man returns to the woods, absolutely determined to take his revenge and shoot the bear after the shameful events that transpired. Soon enough he spots a bear, makes sure it's the same one. He aims... shoots... and sees the bear drop...
Absolutely thrilled he got his revenge on the bear, he grabs his gear and rushes over to the where he's sure the dead bear should be. But when he gets there, there's absolutely no sign of the bear at all. Just as panic starts to set in, he feel the bears paw on his shoulder.
"You're the same hunter that tried to shoot me last week, aren't you? You know the drill" says the bear. The hunter let's out a sigh and drops his pant, so the bear can humiliate him again.
Another week later the man returns to the woods, angrier than ever and desperate to kill the bear and take the ultimate revenge. Just as he set up his gear, he spots the bear. This time he waits until the bear walks into an clearing in the forest so he has a clear shot. He aims, adjusts for wind, velocity, distance, etc., checks, double-checks and finally shoots!
This time he takes out his binoculars and waits to see if the bear is still moving. After making sure it's not he grabs his gear and runs towards the open spot where the bear was shot.
Getting closer to the spot he remembers the last two times he thought he killed the bear and he starts to slow down to scope the area. When he finally arrives at the spot where the bears corpse should be he notices the bear is gone again.
At the exact moment he realises what this means he feel the bears paw on his shoulder again. As he slowly turns around to face the thing he fears most, he hears the bear say "Admit it, mate. You're not here to hunt, are you?"
Straight guys don't askfor helping home improvement stores.
You can take your new rifle for a ride on their Ferris Wheel inside the store.
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The Lotte World mall in Seoul has a roller coaster inside. It does a loop over one of the walking bridges
at least she is in the kitchen, get some meat on them bones.
Not a photo buuut motivational
What do you do when you are at the drive thru window at the coffee shop full of hipsters/man buns and ironic clothes and Fire Woman by The Cult comes up on your truck playlist? I have no idea what you would do but I turned it up enough so we could all enjoy it.
#triggered
What do you do when you are at the drive thru window at the coffee shop full of hipsters/man buns and ironic clothes and Fire Woman by The Cult comes up on your truck playlist? I have no idea what you would do but I turned it up enough so we could all enjoy it.
#triggered
Oh, so... you're to blame!Not a photo buuut motivational
What do you do when you are at the drive thru window at the coffee shop full of hipsters/man buns and ironic clothes and Fire Woman by The Cult comes up on your truck playlist? I have no idea what you would do but I turned it up enough so we could all enjoy it.
#triggered
Well, you could have at least linked the song for us lazy guys…Not a photo buuut motivational
What do you do when you are at the drive thru window at the coffee shop full of hipsters/man buns and ironic clothes and Fire Woman by The Cult comes up on your truck playlist? I have no idea what you would do but I turned it up enough so we could all enjoy it.
#triggered
Did some straight guy tell you that?
I got kicked out for humping the instructors leg all Mississippi leg hound style, he let me finish later if I promised never to tell anyone.
Straight don’t shop in home improvement stores, they shop in hardware stores.
not sure how motivating it is but it's kinda cool
