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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Anyone watch the Mecum Monterey Auction?

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Where can you put the golf clubs and the hookers ?
If I've got $3.5 mill to drop on a collector car, the golf clubs are in my locker at the Pebble Beach and the professional escort has the keys to my second home for our weekly Wednesday and Saturday "dates". I'd daily my Bugatti Chiron anyway.
 
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Seriously!
That little girl needs some serious therapy. If she wanted to come and stay at my house for a couple of months I could get her into fuckable condition. She needs some time at the buffet and the weight room. There is no excuse for having your elbows bigger than the rest of you arm.

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3 whales and whale in training.
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Too skinny, I like some bounce per ounce. She would be like fucking a bag of bones! :ROFLMAO:
They are usually quite flexible and it’s fun to toss them around. I’m not a sizest lol. Some chubby girls carry it well some don’t, some skinny girls could gain a couple pounds some pull it off.
 
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That little girl needs some serious therapy. If she wanted to come and stay at my house for a couple of months I could get her into fuckable condition. She needs some time at the buffet and the weight room. There is no excuse for having your elbows bigger than the rest of you arm.

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Never before have I preferred the flat chested girl, until now,
 
This guy ^ gets it.

Here's me parked at the bottom of a very, very steep hill at the "Carry Your Own 80lb. Bag Of Cement " store
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Here's me when I come out
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Seriously, what the fuck is it? Fear of loneliness? All I can guess is these are the same people that piss directly next you when you're at the very far end of a 12 urinal Men's Room and the other 11 are empty.

That kind of B.S. pisses me off to no end.
I work hard to pay for my car and work hard to keep it nice and so I don't want a bunch of filthy jackwagons to be dinging it up because they are vile asses.
So I park way away from everyone and some vile SOB has to go do that kind of stuff.

(Probably still bitter that a couple days after I got my latest vehicle, I'm parked and some rich asshole in some penis extending lifted truck decides to park their stupid vehicle right next to me and their bratty POS kids kick open the doors and of course make a ding in my paint and go happily off into the store like nothing has happened, looking at me like I'm the asshole for being mad.)
 
So you work with at least TWO assholes.
If you can't get a spot at work you are walking a quarter mile from the next area. In 100 degree heat during the summer.

He got what he deserved and NOBODY at work had any sympathy for him., not even the bosses. So sounds like about a hundred assholes. And it wasn't me that keyed it.
 
That kind of B.S. pisses me off to no end.
I work hard to pay for my car and work hard to keep it nice and so I don't want a bunch of filthy jackwagons to be dinging it up because they are vile asses.
So I park way away from everyone and some vile SOB has to go do that kind of stuff.

(Probably still bitter that a couple days after I got my latest vehicle, I'm parked and some rich asshole in some penis extending lifted truck decides to park their stupid vehicle right next to me and their bratty POS kids kick open the doors and of course make a ding in my paint and go happily off into the store like nothing has happened, looking at me like I'm the asshole for being mad.)
Have a friend that had a Armadillo digging his yard up , saw it while I was leaving his house and exterminated it with my Woodsman .22
Chucked it back of my truck , figured I’d throw it in the River. On my way I pulled into a movie rental store , came back out and some asshole parked so close to my door I had to get in the passenger door.…100 + parking spots , only 3 cars.
Figured while he was movie shopping , the window was down ,he needed a new dead pet Dilla to ride shotgun with him. 🤭
 
Have a friend that had a Armadillo digging his yard up , saw it while I was leaving his house and exterminated it with my Woodsman .22
Chucked it back of my truck , figured I’d throw it in the River. On my way I pulled into a movie rental store , came back out and some asshole parked so close to my door I had to get in the passenger door.…100 + parking spots , only 3 cars.
Figured while he was movie shopping , the window was down ,he needed a new dead pet Dilla to ride shotgun with him. 🤭
Movie rental store for fucks sakes how old are you????
 
This guy ^ gets it.

Here's me parked at the bottom of a very, very steep hill at the "Carry Your Own 80lb. Bag Of Cement " store
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Here's me when I come out
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Seriously, what the fuck is it? Fear of loneliness? All I can guess is these are the same people that piss directly next you when you're at the very far end of a 12 urinal Men's Room and the other 11 are empty.

I will keep this short as I possibly can.

A significant section of the population are flock animals. They fear being alone. They need the flock, they need someone or something to tell then what to do. 24 years of Fire and EMS has solidified this in my mind. However, the greatest lessons learned have come from driving to and from the fire station, an hour each way.

Almost every drive in and back, someone has to camp out right beside me on a major U.S. highway. I am a cruise control user, almost always. 8 lane divided highway and some fucking flock member will haze me, in the lane to my right or left. All these years I have experimented. Hit the brakes, let them get ahead 200 yards, and they end up right beside me again. Speed up to 90 mph on a 70 mph speed limit for a mile. They speed up slowly and end up beside me again. Clearly in their mind, I have to control "our" speed. No way does their vehicle have a cruise control option.

They are mentally weak, they need a guide, and then there are those of us that just want to be left the fuck alone. I will part with this:

"Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god."
-Aristotle
 
I will keep this short as I possibly can.

A significant section of the population are flock animals. They fear being alone. They need the flock, they need someone or something to tell then what to do. 24 years of Fire and EMS has solidified this in my mind. However, the greatest lessons learned have come from driving to and from the fire station, an hour each way.

Almost every drive in and back, someone has to camp out right beside me on a major U.S. highway. I am a cruise control user, almost always. 8 lane divided highway and some fucking flock member will haze me, in the lane to my right or left. All these years I have experimented. Hit the brakes, let them get ahead 200 yards, and they end up right beside me again. Speed up to 90 mph on a 70 mph speed limit for a mile. They speed up slowly and end up beside me again. Clearly in their mind, I have to control "our" speed. No way does their vehicle have a cruise control option.

They are mentally weak, they need a guide, and then there are those of us that just want to be left the fuck alone. I will part with this:

"Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god."
-Aristotle
Wait until they get about 6' from you and then casually drift into their lane. I've had very positive results and it takes only one lesson for them to learn.
 
I will keep this short as I possibly can.

A significant section of the population are flock animals. They fear being alone. They need the flock, they need someone or something to tell then what to do. 24 years of Fire and EMS has solidified this in my mind. However, the greatest lessons learned have come from driving to and from the fire station, an hour each way.

Almost every drive in and back, someone has to camp out right beside me on a major U.S. highway. I am a cruise control user, almost always. 8 lane divided highway and some fucking flock member will haze me, in the lane to my right or left. All these years I have experimented. Hit the brakes, let them get ahead 200 yards, and they end up right beside me again. Speed up to 90 mph on a 70 mph speed limit for a mile. They speed up slowly and end up beside me again. Clearly in their mind, I have to control "our" speed. No way does their vehicle have a cruise control option.

They are mentally weak, they need a guide, and then there are those of us that just want to be left the fuck alone. I will part with this:

"Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god."
-Aristotle
I have a friend that goes into instant road rage mode everywhere he drives , everytime he drives.
If your in front of him you are in His way , if your behind him your on His ass !!
He likes to show his displeasure in many ways.
How he has kept from being shot all these years , no clue 🙈?
 
I have a friend that goes into instant road rage mode everywhere he drives , everytime he drives.
If your in front of him you are in His way , if your behind him your on His ass !!
He likes to show his displeasure in many ways.
How he has kept from being shot all these years , no clue 🙈?

Do I know you?

I say "cunt" alot. Oh and "What the fuck?" And Fucking asshole!" Or "Stupid Fuck!" Or "Jack Ass!!!" (My grandma used that one alot too.)
 
I will keep this short as I possibly can.

A significant section of the population are flock animals. They fear being alone. They need the flock, they need someone or something to tell then what to do. 24 years of Fire and EMS has solidified this in my mind. However, the greatest lessons learned have come from driving to and from the fire station, an hour each way.

Almost every drive in and back, someone has to camp out right beside me on a major U.S. highway. I am a cruise control user, almost always. 8 lane divided highway and some fucking flock member will haze me, in the lane to my right or left. All these years I have experimented. Hit the brakes, let them get ahead 200 yards, and they end up right beside me again. Speed up to 90 mph on a 70 mph speed limit for a mile. They speed up slowly and end up beside me again. Clearly in their mind, I have to control "our" speed. No way does their vehicle have a cruise control option.

They are mentally weak, they need a guide, and then there are those of us that just want to be left the fuck alone. I will part with this:

"Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god."
-Aristotle
I told my son and grandson it was "magnets". A car slowly catches you and then instead of continuing past, matches your speed. Or you overtake a car and it speeds up to keep pace. Like cars are magnets and attract each other.


 
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I will keep this short as I possibly can.

A significant section of the population are flock animals. They fear being alone. They need the flock, they need someone or something to tell then what to do. 24 years of Fire and EMS has solidified this in my mind. However, the greatest lessons learned have come from driving to and from the fire station, an hour each way.

Almost every drive in and back, someone has to camp out right beside me on a major U.S. highway. I am a cruise control user, almost always. 8 lane divided highway and some fucking flock member will haze me, in the lane to my right or left. All these years I have experimented. Hit the brakes, let them get ahead 200 yards, and they end up right beside me again. Speed up to 90 mph on a 70 mph speed limit for a mile. They speed up slowly and end up beside me again. Clearly in their mind, I have to control "our" speed. No way does their vehicle have a cruise control option.

They are mentally weak, they need a guide, and then there are those of us that just want to be left the fuck alone. I will part with this:

"Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god."
-Aristotle
Perhaps we read too much into the locomotive practices of the herd... With that being said, I couldn't possibly agree with your assessment more... Preach on, brother!
 
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