Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Did you wash your hands?
Isn't that a pistol round?
Coyote hunter a mile away using a pistol?
Smells like bullshit in here.
Yore so close. You need to double racism, then the difference is the square root of climate change.
It’s ok, I have blue dyed hair so I know how wrong you are. Just say your sorry to the next person that’s another shade of brown than you
I love the skeletor memes so much
No, smells like a whore. That bullshit you smell is because you didn't wash your hands.
He learned from his mutt and licked them clean.
Either a bad Photoshop stretch effect or she's a dachshund.
Fuck yeah! Steiger's are bad ass!
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……… as a medical professional with over 35 years of experience I must say that in order to do a “proper” assessment that she is going to have to pull the collar of her shirt down a further 8 to 10 inches or so…… 
Not to mention it looks like it was shot into and recovered from a water tank bullet trap.
I hooked up with something that looked like that once (but was in her mid 30s...I was 22). While she was actually very pretty, her overly muscular body and low body fat body threw me off.
She wanted to keep the lights on (guess I should have considered it a compliment considering that it takes a 6-pack of Natty Light to make me a "5").
Round two happened a few hours later when she woke me up. She wanted to lie on her stomach...so there I was...looking down at a back that was even more defined than my own while I pumped away at what could easily be mistaken for a dude's ass.
Even at 22, my manhood wasn't having it. I had to flip her back over for confirmation that it was indeed a woman. Thankfully it was, my manhood regained, and I was able to accomplish the mission.
Moral of the story: Most guys dream of hitting something like that from behind...but I'm warning you that once you get into the process, it ain't as groovy as you'd think it would be.
At least she didn't have one of those giant wiener-clits.
