Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *
well when you realize they are trolling for dick it makes more sense.
 
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I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *

$800 heels are a bargain.

Just wait until the ones she really wants are "on clearance sale" for only $1923...
 
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What I do in the privacy of my windowless room I'm currently occupying in Baghdad should be of no concern to you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to articulating sweet nothings to this based af Polish girl (who despises migrants, gays, and fat people) about how I'm going to tongue-punch her fart box when I visit in a couple months. 🥰

Then The Winged Hussars arrived:

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That redhead is cute.
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What I do in the privacy of my windowless room I'm currently occupying in Baghdad should be of no concern to you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to articulating sweet nothings to this based af Polish girl (who despises migrants, gays, and fat people) about how I'm going to tongue-punch her fart box when I visit in a couple months. 🥰

Then The Winged Hussars arrived:

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Hussars or hussies?
 
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I mean, I understand they didn't want to get "caught" by store personnel, but don't they realize any store of that nature will have surveillance cams with an overall "master shot view" of the place from the ceiling? That's what PTZ's are for. They zoom in when there's something to see on the master shot. :eek:
 
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I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *
I didn’t have enough saved for my mid tier optic so I bought her a pair of Jimmy Choos and used the Visa to buy my scope. Best $$ I ever spent, the Choos I mean. Should have seen the church ladies notice when my wife got up to sing. They are modest until they get thirsty.
 
Just pour me a drink. . ., for fucks sake. If I wanted a juggling show I'd go to the circus. Jesus.


I was in St Louis (Brentwood as I recall) and the TGIF World's Champion Bartender was working on a Friday night at closing. (not a TGIF fan but it was close to my hotel and my client's home) She put on a fifteen minute show and there was so much cash thrown that you couldn't see the bar top nor the floor. I guessed a few grand easy. I always travel on the redeye on Sat. AM vs. Fridays.

I later found out that my local Overland Park bartender was a runner up. I took a few dates there for his closing show and always got lucky afterwards, sometimes in the parking lot.
 
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