Only about 30% of them fired when you squeezed the trigger, fucking moisture killed them quick…
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Lmao glory hole reviewer maybe, but(t) not the the worker on the other side.
"2.5 stars do to it being a bit toothy, my wiener wouldn't recommend"
A Woman and her boyfriend are out having drinks.
While they are sitting having a good time, she starts talking about a new drink her girlfriend told her about and that he should try it.
Her boyfriend replies that he likes to try new drinks so she ordered one for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following in front of him: 1. A salt shaker 2. A shot of Baileys and 3. A shot of Lime Juice.
The boyfriend looks at all 3 items and says how do I drink this?
She says first you put the salt on your tongue, next you drink the Baileys and hold it in your mouth and then you drink the lime juice.
So the boyfriend puts the salt on his tongue and thinks salty but OK.
Then he drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth...smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant. So far so good he thinks. Then he reaches for the lime juice and drinks it.
Right away the sharp lime taste hits and about 2 seconds later the Baileys curdles, the 3rd second the salty curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits and by the 4th second it feels as if he has a mouthful of nasty SNOT!
This triggered is gag reflex and he's thinking he doesn't want to spit it out all over the bar, so he mans up and swallows it.
He looks up at his girlfriend and says "Jesus what do you call this drink?!"
She smiles and says in an evil voice it's a "Blow Job Revenge!"
While they are sitting having a good time, she starts talking about a new drink her girlfriend told her about and that he should try it.
Her boyfriend replies that he likes to try new drinks so she ordered one for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following in front of him: 1. A salt shaker 2. A shot of Baileys and 3. A shot of Lime Juice.
The boyfriend looks at all 3 items and says how do I drink this?
She says first you put the salt on your tongue, next you drink the Baileys and hold it in your mouth and then you drink the lime juice.
So the boyfriend puts the salt on his tongue and thinks salty but OK.
Then he drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth...smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant. So far so good he thinks. Then he reaches for the lime juice and drinks it.
Right away the sharp lime taste hits and about 2 seconds later the Baileys curdles, the 3rd second the salty curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits and by the 4th second it feels as if he has a mouthful of nasty SNOT!
This triggered is gag reflex and he's thinking he doesn't want to spit it out all over the bar, so he mans up and swallows it.
He looks up at his girlfriend and says "Jesus what do you call this drink?!"
She smiles and says in an evil voice it's a "Blow Job Revenge!"
This just in:
What really happened to John Denver as he reached for the fuel switchover???Ok, seriously now, was curious about this. Supposedly parts of his head were found. Maybe not all of it?
But yeah, either way not good.
Things Found In John Denver's Autopsy Report - Grunge
Singer-songwriter and pilot John Denver tragically died in a plane crash on October 12, 1997. Here's what his autopsy report revealed about his death.
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It's an old story but I still like it.
California inmate writes letter to newspaper, says he killed 2 molesters in prison
Jonathan Watson said he clubbed both men in the head at the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility and State Prison in Corcoran, California.
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This just in:
What really happened to John Denver as he reached for the fuel switchover???
Ok, seriously now, was curious about this. Supposedly parts of his head were found. Maybe not all of it?
But yeah, either way not good.
Things Found In John Denver's Autopsy Report - Grunge
Singer-songwriter and pilot John Denver tragically died in a plane crash on October 12, 1997. Here's what his autopsy report revealed about his death.
The recovery was handled by the Pacific Grove Marine Rescue Team. During that time, I led a rescue team for the Carmel Valley Fire Protection District, which is about 20 minutes away.
We briefly talked about it once, but they didn't elaborate beyond saying they couldn't find the head. I didn't make an effort to follow the story beyond that.
Maybe some divers some bits and pieces later? I don't know.
Only reason I know about the fishing lure was because I was window shopping their store front display one evening to kill some time. I got a chuckle when I saw the lure.
Dragons , we had a live fire one time and pulled 5 of them out of the armory, one launched and fell flat about 50 yds from the launcher, one went out about 100 yds then went straight up then dropped, two fired normally into a m113 about 600yds down range and the fifth didn’t fire at all….this was about 1986ish……
turns out the moisture indicators on the storage containers are there for a reason…..
^ I bet its a fortune to feed that thing.. the 20 mm gun ..not the chick, she is probably a salad girl but looks like she could use some cheese burgers in her life.
I have 100 Innernet bucks that says his doesn't look like that one.
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I don’t even know what this is, but I want one.
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Now this, is “The Greatest Show on Earth”. It’s the only circus I’d pay money to go see.
I thought a plane did him in…..
Can’t believe a rifle didn’t make an appearance, or even a pistol. I mean, the dude at least should’ve high-tailed it outta there.
Maybe if the humans retreat they’ll never regain control in the future, handing them a total financial loss?
I fired one of those once. It was out of date and needed to be replaced.
Pulled the trigger and the rocket went out about 6' and the line hung up.
Fucking rocket went crazy swinging around on the line.
Guy next to me dropped and rolled thought he was on fire.
Threw the damned thing over the side. got video of it somewhere, it was a hoot.
F around and find out!
How about a picture request? A thermal pic of girl in yoga pants
