Damn, Velma gettin' a little svelte these days.
Thank you,
MrSmith
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What about a yeast infection?Jokes on you bitch, ya can’t get an STD from fucking a fat roll.
Unless it’s your mom
That's where the guy who washes the PV modules lives.
1-3. Wife with me, so better not stare long enough for 4. Or she would be 1 and 2 and definitely not 4.I'm gonna weigh in here and point out something that struck me as, well, um, not really odd.
You saw the front and were:
Pick one.
1. Appalled
2. Disgusted
3. Intrigued
4. Aroused
5. All of the above.
I remember the guy that found a gun in a dumpster. You must be his brotherJust scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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At least it isn’t a micropenis
Okay, I give. Why are there six big rubber mallet heads strapped to those pipes?
And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying JMom said stop calling her out, you got nothing to satisfy her.
Who hasn’t?
douche move on your partJust scored all this for a $100 from a friend of a friend. Old guy was going down with alzheimers and the family had him haul it all off.
I felt bad he was ok with a 100 since he's a broke musician so I gave him an old 12 string guitar i had.
over 17k primers. That should hold me for awhile.
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Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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Some of them are funny, but a lot of them are as annoying as listening to @Dirty D complain that grandma pegged him with the small dong again.Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?
I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.And yet she climbs into my cab every time I stop at the Flying J
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Dirty D is charging the Lot Lizards? Geez, it's O.K. to be easy but do you have to be so cheap?Like they say twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
No, be serious. That picture is @Dirty D leading the way into his truck.I jus’ gotta say here…if’n your momma looks like that now, ya’all ar younger’n peach fuzz.
The 168 model barely touches the sidesSome of them are funny, but a lot of them are as annoying as listening to @Dirty D complain that grandma pegged him with the small dong again.
Sorry, the tube they sent me was too small so I had to improvise.The 168 model barely touches the sides
The 168 model barely touches the sides
Am I the only one who finds the voice overs annoying?
My moms deadDidn't your momma teach you how to turn down the volume while you were learning to bitch?
My moms dead
she killed herself when she saw how small your dick was.
It wasn’t the petite size, but the smell.Lame attempt. She gagged almost as bad as you.
It wasn’t the petite size, but the smell.
Nah, its the fromunda you’ve been aging to perfection for 70 years.I get it, you don't like the smell of your mom's butt.
BullshitHey @akmike47 and @TripleBull go get a room and settle this. And, @akmike47 remember what happened last time, you have to share tops with other people from time to time.