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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Speed limits are for the little people............ TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Too Fast Too Furious?
The Fast and the Funeral?
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Were they out for a "Joy Ride" after the charity?
 
Black Friday & Cyber Monday will never generate the level of excitement, hope, and wonder that having one of these show up in the mail did.
Progress? Says who?

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Especially if your outhouse was down to the last few pages...

Personally, I went to the pages of guns first.

Cheers,

Sirhr

When they started using all glossy pages, that was the day the world started it's downward spiral to hell.
 
Black Friday & Cyber Monday will never generate the level of excitement, hope, and wonder that having one of these show up in the mail did.
Progress? Says who?

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I always went for the pages with the semi naked models in lingerie.....

Then we found out about Playboy.
 
Yep. They had the order laid out just right. Bra and panties followed by the guns followed by the toys (at 10, the train sets made me just as hard as the bra section).
 
Getting Back on Track....

I was trying to balance my checkbook this morning and my email pinged with these pics. Easy choice!
 

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Tucker, Saw this yesterday and was going to post it but figured with the bush, id get banned. You can probably get away with it. Really fucking strange...knits right through her period....

Since men don't have vagina's I wonder if shoving a 50 BMG round up our ass's would make us more intimate with our bodies?

 
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I can't get past how much she looks like Mr. Bean. And that's just the beginning!
 
Thats one of those "how the fuck did I get to this video" tubes.

Cramming stuff in her vag, meh.. guess she has never been to Thailand.
 
All this time I've been using my pecker to chamfer case mouths, I could have sold it as performance art.
 
Folks: It's been said before... and I'll say it again: "No matter how good an idea it seems at the time... never give a gun to a monkey!"


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You realize another Planet of the Apes film is a few months away...complete with gun toting monkeys.
 
You realize another Planet of the Apes film is a few months away...complete with gun toting monkeys.


And we know how that story of gun-totin' monkeys ended...



Cheers,

Sirhr


I know, I know... the monkeys ascended because we blew ourselves up c. 1975... leaving Charlton Heston to return to a monkey world where Hasbro made a fortune off of Apes toys long before they even thought up Star Wars... But it's the best I can do at 0700 with no coffee. Thanks for the chuckle dogtown...
 
I have to stop trolling this site while reloading......just loaded the same round three times!! Blew powder everywhere...