Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

#18,101
sirhrmechanic said:
Get your ass up here to Schloss Nitrocellulose... I have a milling machine, a band saw and lots of cyanoacrylate... We'd have you back together before you could say "Jack Spratt."

You can bite on a bullet or a stick, a-la-Civil War surgery. Hey, they were tough enough. Guarantee no post-op infection, because germies can't survive in a chemical environment.

5 days? Heck, we'd have you back screaming for momma in 3 hours. But it would get better after that.

And think of all the fun you would have with the massive midge porn collection and some live cannons?

Cheers,

Sirhr
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lmao I have no doubt. But let's talk more about the liquor cabinet first. Everything else will fall into place after that I'm certain. :p
 
#18,102
AIAW said:
Good God... the visual I just received.

If something is poking out that isn't supposed to be, just tuck it neatly back into place!
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I've purposely 'had' to move it 3 times since friday by pushing the front of the shoulder back while literally yelling, sweating, and misting up due to some kind of charlie horse feeling along with the ice pick routine. It just does what it wants. The further the swelling goes down the more mobile it gets. Mobile bad. :(

All good. You guys are keeping me in a happy spot. Was up till 0415 this morning trying to get where I could relax and get a couple hrs in the now uncomfortable recliner. When this is over the tank is getting shot and the chair which I now hate is going to my Son's House in Astoria. New chair for Daddy is the least I can do for moi.
 
#18,105
Tucker301 said:
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I just made the mistake of checking what that song was. Did she steel the music from an old 80's song.
 
#18,106
1J04 said:
I'm gonna look that up.

OUCH !! Outta my pay grade.........
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Bought mine on Craigs List... $500 delivered. Has lasted 5 years. During Masters, it was getting 3 hours a day of work... 10 on weekends. Still going strong.

Trust me... used. They are out there. One of the best investments I ever made!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
#18,118
AIAW said:
The ultimate wet-work tool... interesting!
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Man, I don't know about that thing. I'm not recoil-averse in the least, but I bet that thing is painful with a full-house 230 gr. load, maybe a little better with a 185. Even a heavy knife (and this doesn't look that heavy) is light compared to a 1911, but the main thing is the alignment of the hand. There's no anatomical brace against the recoil like there would be with a pistol. There's nothing but the strength of your clenched fingers to oppose it. And, I could imagine some sliced fingers if it got loose and recoiled back through the hand.

But, I'm just speculating based off of my initial assessment of the idea. I have no real knowledge, and it may be totally fine, but it struck me as one of those things that "sounded good on paper".
 
#18,119
vh20 said:
Man, I don't know about that thing. I'm not recoil-averse in the least, but I bet that thing is painful with a full-house 230 gr. load, maybe a little better with a 185. Even a heavy knife (and this doesn't look that heavy) is light compared to a 1911, but the main thing is the alignment of the hand. There's no anatomical brace against the recoil like there would be with a pistol. There's nothing but the strength of your clenched fingers to oppose it. And, I could imagine some sliced fingers if it got loose and recoiled back through the hand.

But, I'm just speculating based off of my initial assessment of the idea. I have no real knowledge, and it may be totally fine, but it struck me as one of those things that "sounded good on paper".
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You gotta stab that bad-boy in blade up, then fire it - let the recoil do the cutting for you!

Seriously though, I bet it would be a handful unless you shot subsonics in it.
 
#18,120
That scary Messkin video that everybody's up in arms about ...

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The only thing in it that I find a little dodgy is the advice to hustle your USA-born kids to the Mexican consulate and get them registered as Mexicans. Can't keep your cake if you're gonna go nom, nom, nom on it.
 
#18,129
sirhrmechanic said:
Apparently the Caption about the Captain is spelled Captian... You cunning linguist you!
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If I hadn't said anything, it might very well have sialed over your haed.

On a serious note, if you're creating something like that, don't you think that you'd look at it three times before you commit to the finished product?
 
#18,144
LOL! Like "when you finish rebuilding your engine, and can't find that last socket you used, to be put back in the toolbox."

"Now, where the hell is that socket? Might as well test the new engine, and drive to the store for a new socket." Varoom! Clang! "WTF?!?!?!"
 
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