Hi,
It is the new anti-theft device specifically designed to product your vehicle from theft by antifa and other millennial based groups .....
Sincerely,
Theis
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Hi,
It is the new anti-theft device specifically designed to product your vehicle from theft by antifa and other millennial based groups .....
Sincerely,
Theis
Shouldn't you have to take some kind of class to purchase a wrench?
Oh the stories I could tell. Some of those that have passed the test (ASE) are worse than some who have never even taken the test.
A piece of paper saying you know shit, does not really prove you do.
Well, armadillo better call his R&D department, because his armor has not stopped .22lr, .45 ACP, .223, 6.5 Creedmoor and 7mm-08. Miniature hogs they are.
Yall would have laughed your asses off seeing me carrying a 12' Stihl pole saw, looking up at the tree line, and step knee deep into an armadillo hole. Fuck them, buzzards gotta eat too, same as worms. Official animal of Texas or some bullshit like that. I'll plant a pecan tree for every armadillo I kill. That should put me square.
Possums (I know how it is supposed to be spelled) allegedly eat ticks, I let them go about their business.
Cattle Guards and Joe Biden
SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle
guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will
not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet
caught between the rails.
Subsequent to Barak Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to
federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama
subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that
there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing
cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use
of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half
of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to
better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President
Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were
to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that
they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their
termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched
became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle
guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will
not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet
caught between the rails.
Subsequent to Barak Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to
federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama
subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that
there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing
cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use
of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half
of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to
better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President
Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were
to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that
they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their
termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched
became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball....”
The remnants of a 54 year old suspension.
It's off to the alignment shop in the morning and scheduled for some exhaust work on Thursday.
Do your homework boys. Having a unicorn is annoying but satisfying when you get things accomplished.
I spent about 5 hours engineering a brake pedal push rod.
OH BTW. If you ever use a new brake proportioning valve. Spend some time watching YouTube videos. It could save you hours of grief. 12 hours spent trying to bleed the brake system. But, I am wiser and smarter now.....or something.
Drum brakes converted to disc on a unicorn.
It's off to the alignment shop in the morning and scheduled for some exhaust work on Thursday.
Do your homework boys. Having a unicorn is annoying but satisfying when you get things accomplished.
I spent about 5 hours engineering a brake pedal push rod.
OH BTW. If you ever use a new brake proportioning valve. Spend some time watching YouTube videos. It could save you hours of grief. 12 hours spent trying to bleed the brake system. But, I am wiser and smarter now.....or something.
Drum brakes converted to disc on a unicorn.
Are you using that barbed wire to hold it together?
You just can't fix STUPID!!
Damn. Dr Ford looks as cross-eyed as a 'possum in that photo!
Damn. Dr Ford looks as cross-eyed as a 'possum in that photo!
"Dr." Ford.........that's a fuggin joke............
Not sure, would D hit it ?.......................I'm bettin yes. With no reservations/conditions.............Tell me I'm wrong........
No, but there was a couple times I contemplated hanging myself with it.
Mostly it's used to keep the steaks from wandering away.
He just did!
Garth got a degree or three and a sex change, I’ll pass."Dr." Ford.........that's a fuggin joke............
Not sure, would D hit it ?.......................I'm bettin yes. With no reservations/conditions.............Tell me I'm wrong........
