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Someone get Rachael Ray on the line.
As conservative as I am, this is one issue that surprises people that know about my conservatism. I use to be pro death penalty.
That all changed when I saw how crooked the legal system is. I have seen how great of lengths lawyers, in particular prosecutors, will go to just to win a case. That includes withholding exculpatory evidence that could acquit an innocent person in a capital offense case.
There are two injustices when that happens. (1) an innocent person is convicted. (2) the focus is put so much on the accused that the real criminal goes free.
It's because of cunts like this, that I would like to see the death penalty abolished.
So give me a minute to slip into something flame-retardant.
There are a few cases I think otherwise on but overall I agree. I think oetting someone rot for decades is a worse punishment in many ways anyways.
Chinese takeout will be EXTRA delicious tonight for sure because by the time I come back with the food, with extra shrimp and scallops on the seafood stir fry, the police would be trying to coax the husband out of his hiding place inside my garbage can enclosure and his libtard bitch should be bleeding out and fading in the ambulance by then... Somebody would have called for emergency services but it sure as hell ain't gonna be me.
No sympathy from me in this case. Zero. ZILCH.
Mmmm... Chocolate mousse... Well, I know who is going to be enjoying a nice, big, and FREE chocolate mousse cake in the cab of my truck a few minutes from now....... Seriously. I'd walk right up to "him" and take that cake for myself without looking at him or saying a single word to him. He ain't gonna do SHIT about it. And if he actually balks at it, I am going to slap him so hard with my work gloves that he's gonna have the CAT tractor logo stamped onto his face for the next week or so...
Seriously, if I ever walk up on a scene like that, that is automatically free cake for me.
ETA: The Jamaicans in my old hood call people like that 'bhatti boys", or "bhatti mon" and they are known as walking malfunctioning ATM machines that spits out cash and electronics when smacked around enough...
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Send over Bender.Australian Brush Turkeys raping domestic chickens.....
Brush turkeys are attacking backyard chickens and it's illegal to stop them
ABC Sunshine Coast
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By Owen Jacques
Posted 9hhours ago, updated 8hhours ago
The brush turkey belongs to a family that dates back 30 million years. In 2020, they are taking a liking to backyard hens.(Flickr.Com: James Niland (CC-BY-2.0))
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Residents who turned to backyard chooks for eggs during the coronavirus pandemic are encountering a serious problem but are powerless to stop it under Queensland law.
Key points:
It's breeding season for brush turkeys and the protected native birds have set their sights on domestic hens.
- Brush turkeys are attacking and trying to violently mate with backyard hens
- More households have hens after the pandemic caused a spike in demand due to the panic buying of eggs
- Brush turkeys are protected, and interfering or killing them can lead to fines or even jail time
Griffith University professor Darryl Jones said between September and December, brush turkeys — also known as scrub or bush turkeys — were searching for mates, as well as the perfect place for a nest, or "mound".
Dr Jones said the turkeys were attracted to backyards and could be violent in their interactions with hens.
"They often get attracted to the chook food that's being put out for the chickens," Dr Jones said.
Dr Jones says the "really nasty" behaviour of brush turkeys can leave chickens and owners traumatised.(ABC News: Stephanie Smail)Increase in reports of attacks
When the pandemic hit earlier this year, demand for backyard chickens skyrocketed as panicked shoppers emptied supermarket shelves of eggs and other staples.
Dr Jones said it could be upsetting for owners to see their chickens injured or traumatised, but there was little to no chance of the different species successfully mating.
"It can be fairly distressing for the birds because they're much smaller," he said.
LA lakers riot
If you haven't, read The innocent Man by Grisham. The entire system failed him...including the defense.
I'm afraid that it would piss me off too much.
It SHOULD!
I watched the movie "The Life and Death of David Gale" years ago.
Lefty bs in it and it proves just how messed up the legal system is and what gets pushed during trials.
I watched the movie "The Life and Death of David Gale" years ago.
Lefty bs in it and it proves just how messed up the legal system is and what gets pushed during trials.
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion. As he was dying, he kept insisting "be positive" but it's hard without him.
While attending a "Sex, Love & Intimacy - Weekend workshop" Dave and his partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".
He then addressed the men "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered "It's Self Raising, isn't it?"
The divorce goes through next week.
He then addressed the men "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered "It's Self Raising, isn't it?"
The divorce goes through next week.
I can really relate to your feelings on this. On the subject that this is a game amongst lawyers, I totally agree. Who can game the the best. Argue semantics. Twist words. Falsify evidence. The list goes on. It's definitely not about justice, just wins and losses amongst what may be the most narcissistic of all trades.
However, I cannot agree about abolishing the death penalty. Especially when the crime is heinous and the evidence incontrovertible. When you have criminals released in record numbers now days, there is no such thing as life without parole. Take dude in Denver the other day. I'll flip that switch gladly. I like what Ron White said about Texas... "you kill someone here and we'll kill you right back..." And apparently, they have an expressway. Seriously though, do it right, do it quick and do it in enough volume, you'll solve all kinds of social ills. No recidivism, prison costs way down, less welfare, less crime... and etc.
I do respect your opinion on this, I just have to disagree.
Got to see this up close back in 2008 or 2009. They had a lot of scaffold up on the outside so you couldn't see much behind it.
The view from St. Mary's bridge (I think that's the name of it) was pretty damn cool.
Now on the other hand, politicians are making laws left and right to the point where we are almost to Stalinist Soviet Union. Law abiding today, felon tomorrow. We are not a free country any longer.
I would like to start frying corrupt politicians first.
Stalin used to say: "show me the person and I will show you the crime"
I would like to start frying corrupt politicians first.
Stalin used to say: "show me the person and I will show you the crime"
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Still using Adobe PageMaker 7.0 for some work related documents. We probably still have a copy of the original Aldus PageMaker floating around here somewhere.
A retired Jewish man is walking on the beach, when he sees a bottle in the sand. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie promises to grant him one wish.
The man pulls a crumpled map from his pocket and shows it to the genie. He says "Peace in the Middle East, that's my wish".
The genie studies the map, but looks concerned. He hands the map back and says "I'm sorry, sir. I come from the Middle East myself, and these conflicts have been raging since even before my time. Bringing peace to that region is beyond my powers. Do you have another wish?"
The guy thinks and says "Well, I've been married for forty years, and in my whole life I've never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish".
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "Let me see that map again".
The genie promises to grant him one wish.
The man pulls a crumpled map from his pocket and shows it to the genie. He says "Peace in the Middle East, that's my wish".
The genie studies the map, but looks concerned. He hands the map back and says "I'm sorry, sir. I come from the Middle East myself, and these conflicts have been raging since even before my time. Bringing peace to that region is beyond my powers. Do you have another wish?"
The guy thinks and says "Well, I've been married for forty years, and in my whole life I've never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish".
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "Let me see that map again".
I don't think you know @Dirty D very well. That thing is way too thin and way too hairy in the face for him. He likes them heavy and hairy down below, sweaty is a bonus.
Ah, I thought it was just a general lack of standards.
WHO- says shutdowns hurt more than they help
That looks like a big street party to me and not much like a riot. I may or may not have participated in a street party like that in my youth.
