Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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This will probably cost as much money but give you less trouble. You will also have something to show for it after you've spent it all.
Looks like a 3rd grader did her finger nails.
I didn’t notice, and it still doesn’t bother me!
An Arab student e-mails his dadThis will probably cost as much money but give you less trouble. You will also have something to show for it after you've spent it all.
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, your Dad
You know how I know you're gay...?
Yes I do but I thought that was our secret.
Galldern. Milk chocolate with honey on top.
Backlit Freya
Tomboy FreyaThem thighs would make great earmuffs. Git'r'dun.
Oh, the mam...memories!
Milk chocolate with honey on top .
Epic.
Epic.
If you really think about it this scenario is a manifestation of the society at large we live in. Woefully so. If tragic satire is a thing this is a prime example thereof.
Such sayings pop into your head when you're on day 5 of isolation/quarantine for a virus you don't have, inside a room with no windows, where you're losing track of time and can't sleep, in a country 3 time zones east of GMT
He says as he faps furiously to the honey/milk chocolate combo in question.Such sayings pop into your head when you're on day 5 of isolation/quarantine for a virus you don't have, inside a room with no windows, where you're losing track of time and can't sleep, in a country 3 time zones east of GMT
BTDT
Truth be told, I just completed a session of fabulously furious fapping to a video my lady sent me. I may or may not have posted a pic or two of her within this very thread
she's definitely of Motivational level.
Australian Brush Turkeys raping domestic chickens.....
Brush turkeys are attacking backyard chickens and it's illegal to stop them
ABC Sunshine Coast
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By Owen Jacques
Posted 9hhours ago, updated 8hhours ago
The brush turkey belongs to a family that dates back 30 million years. In 2020, they are taking a liking to backyard hens.(Flickr.Com: James Niland (CC-BY-2.0))
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Residents who turned to backyard chooks for eggs during the coronavirus pandemic are encountering a serious problem but are powerless to stop it under Queensland law.
Key points:
Griffith University professor Darryl Jones said between September and December, brush turkeys — also known as scrub or bush turkeys — were searching for mates, as well as the perfect place for a nest, or "mound".
Dr Jones said the turkeys were attracted to backyards and could be violent in their interactions with hens.
"They often get attracted to the chook food that's being put out for the chickens," Dr Jones said.
Dr Jones says the "really nasty" behaviour of brush turkeys can leave chickens and owners traumatised.(ABC News: Stephanie Smail)Increase in reports of attacks
When the pandemic hit earlier this year, demand for backyard chickens skyrocketed as panicked shoppers emptied supermarket shelves of eggs and other staples.
Dr Jones said it could be upsetting for owners to see their chickens injured or traumatised, but there was little to no chance of the different species successfully mating.
"It can be fairly distressing for the birds because they're much smaller," he said.
Brush turkeys are attacking backyard chickens and it's illegal to stop them
ABC Sunshine Coast
/
By Owen Jacques
Posted 9hhours ago, updated 8hhours ago
The brush turkey belongs to a family that dates back 30 million years. In 2020, they are taking a liking to backyard hens.(Flickr.Com: James Niland (CC-BY-2.0))
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Residents who turned to backyard chooks for eggs during the coronavirus pandemic are encountering a serious problem but are powerless to stop it under Queensland law.
Key points:
- Brush turkeys are attacking and trying to violently mate with backyard hens
- More households have hens after the pandemic caused a spike in demand due to the panic buying of eggs
- Brush turkeys are protected, and interfering or killing them can lead to fines or even jail time
Griffith University professor Darryl Jones said between September and December, brush turkeys — also known as scrub or bush turkeys — were searching for mates, as well as the perfect place for a nest, or "mound".
Dr Jones said the turkeys were attracted to backyards and could be violent in their interactions with hens.
"They often get attracted to the chook food that's being put out for the chickens," Dr Jones said.
Dr Jones says the "really nasty" behaviour of brush turkeys can leave chickens and owners traumatised.(ABC News: Stephanie Smail)Increase in reports of attacks
When the pandemic hit earlier this year, demand for backyard chickens skyrocketed as panicked shoppers emptied supermarket shelves of eggs and other staples.
Dr Jones said it could be upsetting for owners to see their chickens injured or traumatised, but there was little to no chance of the different species successfully mating.
"It can be fairly distressing for the birds because they're much smaller," he said.
