Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Longshot231]

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One of my dreams is to come to a place like this and to fêted with adoration and affection on a massive scale by a tribe of four-score of mountain nymphs. My amoral thoughts carry me to the various sundry delights that they would shower me with and fulfill my wildest fantasies. That's my dream when I see photos like this.

My nightmare is that they'd all be wearing the lavender Chi-com masks and quarantine my ass for 14 days while they skinny dip on the other side of the bend.

Why do you torture us with photos like this?

 

[gunjunkie45]

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[PinesAndProjectiles]

I went through the drive through at Taco John's tonight. (Don't fucking judge me)
When the cashier was processing my credit card, the window was open and I could hear Enter Sandman playing on the radio and a guy in the kitchen saying something along the lines of "Metallica released this album in 1989."

When she handed my card back, I said "Tell the guy in the kitchen that this album was released in 91, not 89."

As I drove away I can hear her say "the customer in the drive through said to tell you this album was released in 91, not 89."

I drove away laughing like hell!

 

[Jscb1b]

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Dope, die mother fucker die.

 

[6.5 Shaggy]

“You can stomp out ignorance, but you can’t beat in common sense!” 6.5Shaggy

 

[gunjunkie45]

I went through the drive through at Taco John's tonight. (Don't fucking judge me)
When the cashier was processing my credit card, the window was open and I could hear Enter Sandman playing on the radio and a guy in the kitchen saying something along the lines of "Metallica released this album in 1989."

When she handed my card back, I said "Tell the guy in the kitchen that this album was released in 91, not 89."

As I drove away I can hear her say "the customer in the drive through said to tell you this album was released in 91, not 89."

I drove away laughing like hell!

I heard "Harvester of Sorrow" playing in a store recently. Made me feel old. Apparently that's now acceptable music for retail.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

I went through the drive through at Taco John's tonight. (Don't fucking judge me)
When the cashier was processing my credit card, the window was open and I could hear Enter Sandman playing on the radio and a guy in the kitchen saying something along the lines of "Metallica released this album in 1989."

When she handed my card back, I said "Tell the guy in the kitchen that this album was released in 91, not 89."

As I drove away I can hear her say "the customer in the drive through said to tell you this album was released in 91, not 89."

I drove away laughing like hell!

Haven't you ever wondered that the name should be "Taco Juan's"?

 

[Major Wader]

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Steve Earle, Copperhead Road.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I heard "Harvester of Sorrow" playing in a store recently. Made me feel old. Apparently that's now acceptable music for retail.

Fine with me. The world needs more hair metal, although Metallica wouldn't be my first choice.

 

[supercorndogs]

The Great Southern Trendkill

And that shit would be cranked to eleven.

We drove to Fort worth and saw them. It was Reinventing the Steel.

 

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[Jscb1b]

Can't you get banned for posting pink?

 

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[PinesAndProjectiles]

We drove to Fort worth and saw them. It was Reinventing the Steel.

I saw them in Minneapolis when they opened for Black Sabbath. Holy fuck that was an awesome show.

I was a senior in high school lol.

 

[HkPlinker]

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and just when I thought I loved your "normal" pictures, you present this one . . . touché

 

[Zsigmond]

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Smoke On The Water

 

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[Pater1]

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Stood in that exact spot at the tunnel view when you enter the valley. You could sit there for hours just staring. We stopped at the same place after dark after coming off the west ridge and could see twinkling lights on the face of El Cap. Took a minute to realize those where the headlamps of climbers that were hanging on the rock face to spend the night.

 

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[Mr.Kirk]

Just call them lesbian pliers

Alternative lifestyle pliers

 

[powdahound76]

Steve Earle, Copperhead Road.

I didn't know this till I saw him a couple years ago, but Steve Earle is a loudmouthed Socialist.

I know a lot of musicians are. But a country guy with a song like that seems strange. Proof most turn to pussies with the $$.

My first song would be Amazing Grace. Then the National Anthem. A good version. Maybe by that little gal who sings for a lot of the UK Wildcats games. She has a soul deeper than most can imagine.

I would for sure need to listen to some Doc Watson flat picking too. I always LOVE me some serious old times blue grass and he is the flat picking king.

 

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Whitney Houston= I will always love you, next up Leann Rimes Amazing Grace

 

[Milo 2.5]

LMFAO. Not sure if I'd actually like to see it or not, but cardi b w/o makeup.

 

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[hino895]

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Thunder struck

 

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[Frank Warren]

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Gosh people you had a hint a couple of pics before. Black Dog! it would wake up the city

 

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