Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Dirty D · Dec 18, 2020

Jefe's Dope · Dec 18, 2020

Dirty D said:
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This is literally the truth. Alcohol has an uncanny ability to turn off your give fuck switch.

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

gizmohead said:
Piece of shit traitor.

X a trillion

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

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2ndamendfan · Dec 18, 2020

hermosabeach said:
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What the Fuck Ever. You can have my share.

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

gizmohead said:
Actual conversation with a recent college graduate...

Me: “How are you measuring the efficacy of the vaccine?”
Bimbo: “We are measuring the ‘efficacy’ ( you idiot) by the number of people vaccinated (duh).”

And therein lies our problems. Plural.

Steel head · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 · Dec 18, 2020

geek65 · Dec 18, 2020

Dirty D said:
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Should be here: https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/socially-unacceptable-humor

Dirty D · Dec 18, 2020

Jefe's Dope said:
This is literally the truth. Tekillya has an uncanny ability to turn off your give fuck switch.

Agreed

Dirty D · Dec 18, 2020

2ndamendfan said:
What the Fuck Ever. You can have my share.

I would monkey hump the socialism right out of her!

Dirty D · Dec 18, 2020

geek65 said:
Should be here: https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/socially-unacceptable-humor

Thank you Geek, if I find anything socially unacceptable I will be sure to post it over there.

Dirty D · Dec 18, 2020

shooter65 said:
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Smells like daddy issues Chlamydia and Herpes, a veritable bouquet of ho-ness

143lrsd · Dec 18, 2020

VA-Varminter · Dec 18, 2020

M76 · Dec 18, 2020

Anb618 said:
My baby girls, born this morning.
View attachment 7504860Momma is doing well, getting ready to be transferred out of post-op up to the mother-baby unit now. Made it all the way to 37 weeks 4 days, and neither of the girls will need any NICU time. God has most definitely blessed us.

Congratulations!

rjacobs · Dec 18, 2020

gizmohead said:
That’s a no win situation right there.

If I hadnt gotten it she might have gotten mad... but she also might get mad because "you bought me a sewing machine for Christmas".... It also could get filed in the virtual rolodex under "remember that year you bought me a sewing machine for Christmas you fucking fuck"...

VA-Varminter · Dec 18, 2020

22Hshots · Dec 18, 2020

Dirty D said:
I’m going to burn for this one!

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You're on fire dirty D. I don't know where you find these, but they sure get my mom and I cracking up. My dad's been gone over a year now, but he'd of been laughing his ass off too!